The Streltsy/BAR

Moctezuma musters The Streltsy.

The War Begins

While hiking through Pescodside as part of The Streltsy's "Hike to Cure Cancer" drive, community leader and do-gooder, Moctezuma happened to make a wrong turn and wound up in the Burchell Arms.

While there, he came to the shocking conclusion that the Burchell Arms, run by BAR, was far from a legitimate alcohol-distributing establishment. He realized that it was, in fact, something far from legitimate, as he explained in an open letter to the BAR leader. Shortly before he wrote this letter, he fell into a righteous fury and killed Kurt Jackson.

After Moctezuma declared war on the BAR thugs, The Streltsy began their campaign against the group. Thus, on March 7, 2010, the war began.

The Course of the War

When the war began, it became apparent that the two belligerent groups had two different approaches to fighting the war. BAR, on one hand, launched a devastating barrage of lame insults at The Streltsy.

The Streltsy, on the other hand, chose to fight the war by killing BAR. This is easily illustrated by showing the successful kills performed by each side:

The Burchell Arms Regulars are hit hard by The Streltsy.

BAR Casualties tyx94 dies Leo dies horatio buttocks Clint Harbringer dies horatio buttocks Leo dies again father o keefe Justin91 father o keefe father o keefe Kurt Jackson dies Wright Price John Downdy Victor Decimus VII

Streltsy Casualties test test test test test test test test

Note: we killed Leo a third time and tyx94 a second time but we forgot to screen the kills.

Thus, we have killed the BAR 16 times

(BAR has not taken to the time to report their Streltsy killings but it is estimated that The Streltsy have around five casualties)

A scared sandwich.