No Escape

Who are we?

We're a collective of like minded zombies who want some fun and a free meal. This is not a group, it is a movement that believes silly harmanz are tasty.

Where we're dining - and when

The Feeding Zone - Owsleybank Here is where the foolish harmanz will be waiting to be eaten. Border The Woodborne Building (Rot RP) The Dawney Building Border Ellicott Place Railway Station Hodgkinson Drive Border Waller Auto Repair Thirlby Walk (RP) Border The Sendall Monument (RP) Howord Way Border a junkyard St. Daniel's Hospital

Where:

(0,45) (bic) (statuses) (update) Ellicott Place Railway Station Zashiya (talk) 18:20, 6 June 2023 (UTC)

Hundreds of silly harmanz are going to Ellicott Place Railway Station in Owsleybank on June 1. They believe that they can escape Malton but we all know the only escape is death; sweet, sweet death. They intend to use the adjacent NT, The Woodborne Building to supply revivification services to the undead who want to leave, the Waller Auto Repair as their immediate source of fuel cans and St. Daniel's Hospital two blocks away as their source for FAKS. Those with Brain and Flesh Rot are being encouraged to head into Woodborne itself for rot revive services. They ask "What on earth are they going to do to stop us? Kill us?" Why yes, that's exactly what is going to happen. We're going to eat them.

When:

ASAP! Let's rip down their cades and devour all the tasty snacks.

What to expect while you're dining:

Lots of trenchiness, headshots and scared harmanz saying and doing stupid things.

Why do this?

Because it's another stupid harman idea but being compassionate we will give them the escape they so desperately seek. If the foolish harmanz want to escape they can simply choose not stand up ever again after we eat them. If they are smart they will see the light and join us if they stand.

On a serious (or seriously fun) note, it's been a long time since we have had a really epic and historical battle to the undeath with the harmanz. You need only look at the stats to see how unbalanced things are right now, with the survivor:zombie ratio being 63:37. We need some excitement and a way to unite our numbers. And eating all these silly harmanz may even alter the stats.

Want to Join?

Take our quick, one-question quiz:

1. Do I (your zombah character) wish to eat stupid but tasty harmanz?

If the answer is yes, please do the following:

1. Either change your group affiliation to No Escape or
2. Indicate your zombie group's interest on the discussion page and
3. Shamble your way to Ellicott Railway Station ASAP!
4. Feel free to add the template below to your user or group page

The Second Of June (or, "Operation Lemmings")

If When absolutely nothing happens on June 1 the harmanz plan a mass lemming-like plunge to the death. Do not let this happen. Just because their brainz are the size of lemmings does not mean they have to die like them. My zombah brethren, we must save the harmanz from their own folly, this is a waste of food!

Escape Route

Maybe we're just soft hearted zambahz, but for those who really want to escape, we have drawn out a safe, reliable escape route:

Current Target:

Woodborne Building NT [0, 44] is now ruined, you've eaten the appetizer, well done! Now move on to the main course:

Hit Ellicott Place Railway Station [0, 45]!

Hit it and keep hitting it. Tear down those cades, hold the doors, groan, kill the breathers!

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