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| Red Triangle Circus Gang
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| Abbreviation:
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RTCG
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| Group Numbers:
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13
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| Leadership:
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Boris Balkan
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| Goals:
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To bring the joy & wonder of the circus to all of the inhabitants of Malton!
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| Recruitment Policy:
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Coming Soon!
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| Contact:
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Talk Page
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LAAAAY-DEEES AND GENTLEMEN!
- Red Triangle Circus is proud to present! Under the Big Top tonight! Human Oddities!
- That's right! You'll see EvilBabyZombie, the Demon Child!
- See DominoDeath, the German Contortionist who can lunch on her own lovemeat! It's only a dollar, boys!
- You'll see Julia Ghoulia, The Balloon Girl!
- She can act as her own flotation device and small children may use her as trampoline.
- Beetlejeuce, The Demon Clown!
- I'm Boris Balkan, your Ringmaster tonight!
- See Rachel Creed, The Cyclops Woman!
- And she's the homeliest woman in the world
- See Rev Jim Bones, The Pied Piper of Death!
- Under the Big Top tonight! Never before seen!
- And if you have a heart condition, please be warned
- Don't forget to visit our snack bar at Charleston Grotto!
- All sales are final. Void where prohibited by law
- You'll see peachy keen, The Human Punching Bag!
- You'll see Boner Rot, the man born with a 24 inch penis!
- He walks on three legs. He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist
- See Sweet'Tooth, The Human Torch! And don't forget, it's ladies' night at Red Triangle Circus! You'll see Captain Howdy, The Possessed Fortune Teller Girl! Evil Toad, The Toad Boy!
- A little closer ladies and gentlemen and don't be shy! Dig deep in your pockets!
- You'll see Pennywise, The Dancing Clown! Deep from the jungles of Africa! Ladies and gentlemen, Red Triangle Circus! Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up! It's only a dollar!
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 - Coming soon to a suburb near you!
- June 29th, 2010. The Burchell Arms! Home of The Burchell Arms Regulars! (Rolt Heights)
- June 28th, 2010. Clewett NT & St. Ninian's Hospital! (Pescodside)
- June 27th, 2010. Schreiber Drive Police Dept! (Rolt Heights)
- June 26th, 2010. Morely Walk Police Dept! (Dunningwood)
- June 25th, 2010. Skarin Row Police Dept! Home of the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile! (Dunningwood)
- June 24th, 2010. Mylrea Row Police Dept! (Gibsonton)
- June 23rd, 2010. Silverius Hospital! (Rolt Heights)
- June 22nd, 2010. Ayliffe Street Police Dept! Home of The Rolt Heights Vigilante Patrol! (Rolt Heights)
- June 21st, 2010. Woolven NT! Home of the Autobots! (Pashenton)
- June 20th, 2010. Lance NT! (Pashenton)
- June 19th, 2010. Acourt Arms! Home of Zombra's Pub! (Earletown)
- June 18th, 2010. Clare General Hospital & Etheldreda Hospital! (Earletown)
- June 17th, 2010. Acourt Arms! Home of Zombra's Pub! (Earletown)
- June 16th, 2010. St. Adrian's Hospital! (Earletown)
- June 15th, 2010. Lance NT! (Pashenton)
- June 14th, 2010. Dungey Alley Police Dept! (Pashenton)
- June 13th, 2010. Woolven NT! Home of the Autobots! (Pashenton)
- June 12th, 2010. Lance NT! (Pashenton)
- June 11th, 2010. St. Seraphim's Hospital! (Pashenton)
- June 10th, 2010. Rawkins Row Police Dept! Home of The Reformed Order of the Grim Reaper! (Pashenton)
- June 9th, 2010. The Circus opens! Our first host, the Ayliffe Street Police Dept! Home of The Rolt Heights Vigilante Patrol! (Rolt Heights)
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