User:Colette Hart/International Axe Hating Week

Do you hate axes? If your reply was "yes", you're in the right place!

International Axe Haiting Week
Abbreviation:	IAHW
Group Numbers:	All Axe Haters around the world.
Leadership:	The great Axe Hating Leader, Colette Hart herself.
Goals:	To declare our hatred towards axes.
Recruitment Policy:	All axe haters are welcome.
Contact:	No need for contact. Protest by yourself! :)

About the IAHW

The International Axe-Hating week is an event founded, supported, recommended and sponsored by Colette Hart, who has a vehement hatred towards axes. Inspired after eating a large quantity of mushrooms, which were found hidden in a shelf of a store run by hippies, Colette decided to finally face her biggest nemesis: Axes. Since that day, every fourth week of July has been declared the International Axe-Hating week, in which all Axe Haters around the world protest and take actions against fire axes.

Our Creed

• 1. Axes are not weapons. Axes are not tools. Axes are instruments of barbarism.
• 2. Axes must be despised.
• 3. There is no situation where an axe is useful.
• 4. Fanatic axemen must be considered barbarians, and therefore be despised.
• 5. All axes must be burned, broken and destroyed on sight.
• 6. All supporters must make propaganda for the annual International Axe-Hating Week.

A typical barbarian holding an axe.

Schedule

This is the schedule for all IAHW supporters around the world.

2010

July 19

• Inauguration Ceremony

The ceremony will be presided by Colette Hart, who will deliver an speech. The IAHW starts oficially after the ceremony.

July 20

• Protest Day

Make your banners, go out to the streets and protest!

July 21

• Propaganda Day

Spray and shout your hatred towards axes around. Convince people to bring the Axe Culture down!

July 22

• Destruction Day I

Time for axe destruction!

July 23

• Destruction Day II

Time for more axe destruction!

July 24

• Kill a Barbarian Day

Find a Barbarian inside UD and kill him in the IAHW's honor

July 25

• Closure Ceremony

Colette Hart will give the closure speech, and we'll begin preparations for the next year's IAHW

You can recognize barbarians even when they have an uniform on.

Propaganda and actions against Fire Axes

For survivors:

• Use that radio! Spread the word across all major frequencies! And give it some pizazz!
• Spraypaint! You should rarely if ever spray the same message twice, but here are some suggestions:
  • Down with the axe! Use something more powerful!
  • Axes are good for nothing! Throw them out!
  • Use guns for zombies, use axe for nothing.
  • 'I don't need this paperweight!' and nailed an axe
  • No more axes! Axes are for barbarians!
• PKer? Kill a barbarian and give him a speech about why not to use and Axe!
• Death Cultist? Then overbarricade. New survivors can't get axes if they can't get to them! It's quick and easy, but if the area is rather zombie filled, you might deter an attack.Note: Colette Hart does not encourage this practice and is not responsible if any supporter of the movement uses it.

For Zombies

Make those dumb axes inaccessible to the unenlightened.

• Ruin. They can't swing what they can't find! Turn zombie for a little while, and decommission the barbarian strongholds. Best when you know you'll succeed, so bring dead friends!

Templates

Show your hatred towards axes with this template.

	Down with the Axes!
	This user or group supports the International Axe-Hating Week and hopes that axes get banned from Malton someday.

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Write {{Axe Hater|User=Your name}} in your page, and voila!

If you're a barbarian and for some reason you want to show it off, use this template. And don't come back!

I'm a Barbarian! This user supports the use of axes, in and outside of Malton, and should be considered a barbarian.

Write {{Barbarian|User=Your name}} in your page. You should be ashamed...