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Overview
Ha-Mosad le-Modi'in u-le-Tafkidim Meyuhadim (Hebrew: המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים, The Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations, often referred to as Mossad, meaning "The Institute"). Specialize in assassination, paramilitary operations, sabotage, sexual harrasment, and psychological warfare. Just plain all around nipple twisting of nazi trash and known nazi sympathizers.
Current Mission(s)
2011 March 31
As of today, all members of Wotan's Templar but Bankschroef are zerg-listed. Shooting them is now fun for the whole family (as if it weren't before). Remember to use the opportunity to rack up a hi-score on the Zerg Hunter League Table!
2011 March 07
All of our agents are busy twisting Cornlolio's nipples and ramming two fingers up his ass and that of all his zerglings. As a public service, we provide a list of sightings of all of his alts. The wiki public is allowed to contribute to it in good faith.
2011 February 19
After several months of inactivity in Malton, the Mossad returns.
Policies
Our official position on issues in Malton
Credo
The Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations, otherwise known as 'Mossad. Our mission is to collect information, analyze intelligence and perform special covert operations.
Mossad employees are the source of its strength and considerable effort is invested in nurturing them, in developing their capabilities and in fostering esprit de corps. We, the Mossad staff, share the belief that: Service in the Mossad is based on recognition of service to the nation, which we tender through identification with the nation's values, the nation's best interests and the purposes for which the Mossad was created. In the course of our work we pursue justice, honesty, integrity, modesty, personal responsibility, trustworthiness, discipline and discretion. We encourage excellence and goal orientation: initiative, creativity, resourcefulness and courage. We act with determination but are open to criticism.
The Mossad leadership undertakes:
To lead and to motivate, to accept full command responsibility and implement it constructively, to provide support, to lead by personal example, to delegate responsibility and to inspire.
- Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad.
PKing & Zerging
The Mossad's many endeavors in serving Maltons security interests have earned Mossad a reputation for being extremely effective and deadly as an intelligence agency. Controversy exists over cases where it has employed the tactics of assassination. (See Confirmed Licensed Assassinations.)
We do not support the use of any zerging tactics, bots, and any and all other forms of cheating.
We support and encourage the extermination of these cowards and poor sports.
Contact
You can contact the Mossad one way... pray
Our primary communication is via the western wall.
Allies
N/A at the moment
Mossad Template
Any user or group that wants to show their support on the wiki please enter {{Template:Mossad}}. Thank you for your support.
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המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים |
| Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad. |
Confirmed Licensed Assassinations
Booyakasha!
KILL ON SIGHT!
As a public service, we provide a list of sightings of all of his alts. The wiki public is allowed to contribute to it in good faith.
Wotan's Templar
| Zergling | Last seen in | Sig (~~~~ WITHOUT DASHES!) | |
| Arthur Axmann | Swearse Lane Police Department (2, 6) | Smyg 10:00, 27 March 2011 (BST) | |
| Bankschroef | St. Ansgar's Hospital (6, 1) Dakerstown | Smyg 09:50, 31 March 2011 (BST) | |
| Batavian Warrior | The Missen Building (37, 95) | Oidar 10:48, 30 March 2011 (BST) | |
| cornholioo | Swearse Lane Police Department (2, 6) | Smyg 10:00, 27 March 2011 (BST) | |
| dukeee | Dowdney Mall (75, 28) | Spiderzed▋ 18:32, 7 March 2011 (UTC) | |
| Horst Wessel | The Missen Building (37, 95) | Oidar 10:48, 30 March 2011 (BST) | |
| Josef Dietrich | The Missen Building (37, 95) | Oidar 10:48, 30 March 2011 (BST) | |
| Jurgen Wagner | Buckley Mall | Spiderzed▋ 00:11, 31 March 2011 (BST) | |
| Martin Kohlroser | Swearse Lane Police Department (2, 6) | Smyg 10:00, 27 March 2011 (BST) | |
| Paul Hausser | Buckley Mall | Spiderzed▋ 18:32, 22 March 2011 (UTC) | |
| vuilnisman | Club Margesson (37, 96) | Oidar 08:13, 28 March 2011 (BST) |
UDWidget
#7B3F00,nazi
;Start nazi List
Arthur Axmann,nazi,Cornhole
Bankschroef,nazi,Cornholes butt buddy
Batavian Warrior,nazi,Cornhole
cornholioo,nazi,Cornhole
dukeee,nazi,Cornhole
Horst Wessel,nazi,Cornhole
Josef Dietrich,nazi,Cornhole
Jurgen Wagner,nazi,Cornhole
Martin Kohlroser,nazi,Cornhole
Paul Hausser,nazi,Cornhole
vuilnisman,nazi,Cornhole
;End nazi List
Mass Contacts
Arthur_Axmann_#1859282{1}dead,
Bankschroef_#1711387{1}live,
Batavian_Warrior_#1712226{1}live,
cornholioo_#1671228{1}live,
dukeee_#1672282{1}dead,
Horst_Wessel_#1859285{1}dead,
Josef_Dietrich_#1859273{1}live,
Jurgen_Wagner_#1858951{1}live,
Martin_Kohlroser_#1858945{1}live,
Paul_Hausser_#1859278{1}dead,
vuilnisman_#1718073{1}dead,
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