User:Natasha Fatale/Sandbox3

Posters · Films · Other Stuffs· Leadership -Natasha Fatale -Mr Trent Garby Abbreviation OW! OW's Motto Who's Your Daddy? Goals Having Fun Fucking Shit Up Recruitment Policies Post Requests on forum! Rotters Welcome. Zergs Need Not Apply. Dear Survivors, We are Old School Motherfuckers! a death cultist group. We are in the business of making things difficult for you. Very difficult. Tragic. We have Daddy issues and working them out on you in game amuses us. Oh, and say hello to your mother from us. Dear Zombies, Are you looking for a quick snack? Oedipus Wrecks Delivers! Come to our area of operations for a quick bite. We at Oedipus Wrecks believe in sharing the wealth. Using state-of-the-art death culting practices, OW! staff will happily direct you to wear the sweet, sweet brainz are waiting for your dining enjoyment. Reservations are never required. We're currently in Havercroft and Richmond Hills; come see us. All special dietary needs cheerfully accommodated. Operations Foulkes Village Idiots (CAPD) Our first project was in Foulkes Village where we targeted the CAPD, an established group (they informed us) of (we observed) first rate donut hunters. First they laughed, then they whined that these relentless attacks were just not fair! Exactly what kind of zombie apocalypse game were we running here, they asked plaintively. We laughed. Then they called for help...which didn't help. We laughed harder. For seven weeks we tore through their home like a Walmart after Christmas culminating in our evicting them and their buddies from their Headquarters (again.) We look forward to returning in the future. You never forget your first. Thanks, CAPD! Richmond Hills (RHR/ENVY) Currently in progress. Report to follow.

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