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| |colspan=2 style="background: darkblue; color: #FFFFFF; font-size: 120%; text-align: center"|<font color=red>'''COBRA'''</font>
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| |style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Abbreviation:'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex"|None
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| |style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Group Numbers:'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex"|[http://www.urbandead.com/stats.html 19] active
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| |style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Leadership:'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex"|[[User:Spiderzed/Alts/Sally|Sally A Summers]]
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| |style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Goals:'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex"|Destroy GI Joe, Take over the World, Etc.
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| |style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Recruitment Policy:'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex"|A guide on joining exists on our [http://cobrakills.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2#p6 forum]
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| |style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Contact:'''
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| |style="padding-left: 1ex"|The [[Talk:Cobra|talk page]] here or our [http://cobrakills.com forum]
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| C:\REALLY LOGIN COBRABBS <nowiki>[Y/N]</nowiki>? <span style="color:black; background-color:#00FF00; text-decoration: blink">Y</span>
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| LOADING COBRABBS...<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>
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| == <span style="color: #00FF00">Who are we?</span> ==
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| [[Image:Cobra_commander_1107232473.jpg|frame|right|<span style="color:black">Celebrating the latest adjustment to Cobra Command's Sprinkler system</span>]]
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| We are a loose affiliation of [[PKers|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">PKers</span>]] who think that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Cobra</span>] was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually ''BE'' Cobra as they were fictional (we'll leave that fantasy to the [[The Original Cobra|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">other lot</span>]]), but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city.
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| We have no agenda, we have no motives, we're just a band of PKers who kill for shits and giggles. Fuck politics, cause mayhem – it's what Cobra Commander / Serpentor * would want.
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| <small><nowiki>*</nowiki> delete as applicable</small>
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| Everyone likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls.
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| But then again, groups do have their perks, say a speedy revive or friends who share your interests (mainly killing people). This is why [[User:Bullgod|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Bullgod</span>]] originally decided to create this [[group|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">"group"</span>]], and it's a fine tradition that we'll continue for a long time. If you ask for a [[revive|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">revive</span>]] (and you haven't been able to mooch a jab off a local survivor) you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra. The two of you may then want to team up for some fun and games – perhaps clean house on a [[Hospital|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Hospital</span>]] or [[NT|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">NT</span>]], or simply [http://iamscott.net/1302565138617.html <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">party at a local nightclub</span>].
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| Then again, you may just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row. That's cool, we all know gloating is good.
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| You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. We have no time for autocratic jerks - when it comes to dealing with your fellow Cobras, it's better to check your ego at the door. After all, why waste time sniping at each other when there are plenty of juicy targets filling your local mall?
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| == <span style="color: #00FF00">What is Cobra?</span> ==
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| I thought I already fucking told you that... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Cobra</span>] is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe:_A_Real_American_Hero <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">GI Joe</span>], who were about as [[Trenchie|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">trenchie</span>]] as you can get.
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| Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should.
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| == <span style="color: #00FF00">What do you want?</span> ==
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| Why, to kill you of course.
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| Really I cant make it any simpler than that.
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| {{MaltiesElevenWin|Cobra (group)}}
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| == <span style="color: #00FF00">Group kill counter</span> ==
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| {{PKcount|User=Cobra|Number=<big><big>3588</big></big>}}
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| == <span style="color: #00FF00">Bounty Hunter List</span> ==
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| As special service for Malton's [[PKer|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">terrorist</span>]] community, we maintain a public [http://www.cobrakills.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3 <span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">Bounty Hunter List</span>]. Feel free to use it to hunt down [[Bounty Hunter|<span style="color: #00FF00; text-decoration:underline">those pesky G.I. Joe types</span>]], or to report to us if you have run into one we haven't covered.
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| == <span style="color: #00FF00">Where exactly are you?</span> ==
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| We're wandering around the city. Yeah, wandering.
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| == <span style="color: #00FF00">Anything else I need to know?</span> ==
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| We support all things Cobra related that are either cool or evil. Like those sweet cars, or the Cobra Kai karate dojo from that Karate Kid movie (fucking Ralph Macchio) and of course the actual snakes.
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