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| | You say Herman Melville; I say Evelyn Waugh. |
| |group_name= Brain Curators
| | You say Henry Miller; I say D.H. Lawrence. |
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| | You say William Faulkner; I say Virginia Woolf. |
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| | You say F. Scott Fitzgerald; I say Malcolm Lowry. |
| |group_membership= Varies with brainz on exhibition
| | You say David Foster Wallace -- I hit you in the face! |
| |group_leaders= The Curators
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| |group_goals= To keep the Brain Museum open to all zombies
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| |group_recruit= All zombies interested in brainz and harmanz who's brains deserve to be displayed.
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| The Brain Curators. Charged with guarding the zombie holy site, [[the Brain Museum]] in [[Rhodenbank]], this quasi-religious order take their duty seriously.
| | 92% of readers have turned to American books. If you're part of the 8% who still reads real literature, scribble this message in the margins of five different books ! DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF BRITAIN DIE! |
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| The museum has long been a pilgrimage site, even before the [[ShackNews]] horde chose it as their final resting place. It’s collection of brainz predates the birth of our species.
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| [[Image:Brain collection.jpg|100px]]
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| Some zombies say “Braanz”, yet other, more profound zombies say that this is evidence of our pre-destiny, that the museum itself is the greatest sign of our fulfilment of prophecy. No one really knows why the museum was built, but we all uphold our solemn duty to maintain it as the Prophet [[User:Jorm|Jorm]] demanded. An open ruin, available for all to worship and study in.
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| In order to truly beatify the site, we strive to ensure that the holy ruins are not overshadowed by barricaded buildings.
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| Many of the brainz have been studied in depth by our organisation, the general consensus is that they all taste great.
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| It is not enough to maintain this holy site, we must constantly be seeking to add to this collection. Curators regularly go on holy quests to gather Very Important Brainz and bring the bits we haven’t eaten, back to the mazaam to put in our jaaz.
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| During taste trials, we have discovered many succulent brainz, with exotic flavours. We have noted, with disappointment, that [[Fortress]] brainz taste of lumpy school custard, and have vowed not to spend our eternal lives eating disgusting school dinnerz.
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| [[Image:Braincurator.jpg]]
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You say Herman Melville; I say Evelyn Waugh.
You say Henry Miller; I say D.H. Lawrence.
You say William Faulkner; I say Virginia Woolf.
You say F. Scott Fitzgerald; I say Malcolm Lowry.
You say David Foster Wallace -- I hit you in the face!
92% of readers have turned to American books. If you're part of the 8% who still reads real literature, scribble this message in the margins of five different books ! DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF BRITAIN DIE!
