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== Malton's most powerful, and survivor friendly, group has finally arrived to Urban Dead Wiki==
== Malton's most powerful, and survivor friendly, group has finally arrived to Urban Dead Wiki==


Often intimidated. Always talked about.
Often imitated. Always talked about.
Such is expected when being the worst ever.
Such is expected when being the best.


What you need to know:
What you need to know:
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What does that mean?  
What does that mean?  
We number 50+ live players at any one time. We play MMOs over Teamspeak/Ventrillo, and often visit Malton together while waiting for PVP to queue, or Raids to form. We can fight in tandem, or all at once, as a result. So it may look like zerging, and using common sense will assuredly lead you the logical conclusion, that it is.
We number 50+ live players at any one time. We play MMOs over Teamspeak/Ventrillo, and often visit Malton together while waiting for PVP to queue, or Raids to form. We can fight in tandem, or all at once, as a result. So it may look like zerging, but using common sense will assuredly lead you to a more logical conclusion.


What we do:
What we do:
We hurt the survivors who are alive, and succeed, with the help of the multitude of zombie zergs, most of which are our own accounts, that populate the game. We even the status quo, and make sure that the survivors enjoying the game lose internist because of our poor sportsmanship. The players can never win, because of the tactics and/or cheating we use.
We help the survivors stay alive, and succeed, against the multitude of zombie zergs that populate the game. We even the status quo, and make sure that the survivors will never come close to being eliminated in game. The zombies can never win, no matter what tactics and/or cheating they try, and never will.
We are here punish you even if you are not a known PKer, Zerg, or Zed spy.
We are here to help you if you are not a known PKer, Zerg, or Zed spy.
We also restore whole burgs in quick fashion...and with relative ease.
We also restore whole burgs in quick fashion...and with relative ease.


Those that are against us:
Those that are against us:
Occasionally there will be a misguided soul that believes our lies instead of the truth. To that we say watch our actions instead of someone else's words.  Of course there are no proof for our actions, just the ramblings and self for fulfilling nonsense we say.
Occasionally there will be a misguided soul that believes the lies instead of the truth. To that we say watch our actions instead of someone else's words.
However, the usual naysayers against us are just players that we have framed.
However, the usual naysayers against us are known PKers, zerg cheats, and zombie spies that we have exposed.
We will routinely attempt to spam tag lies, even going so far as to make fake wiki pages, to preserve our lies, and vainly attempt to seek a small amount of pointless revenge.
They routinely attempt to spam tag lies, make false claims over Broadcast chat, and  attempt to vandalize this page. Sometimes even going so far as to make fake wiki pages themselves, to try and preserve their lies, in a vain attempt to seek a small amount of pointless revenge.
We don't care.  
We don't care.  
You can't stop us from our mission.
You can't stop us from our mission. And we always win.
Cheaters FTW
Survivors FTW


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Revision as of 14:09, 10 March 2015


Malton's most powerful, and survivor friendly, group has finally arrived to Urban Dead Wiki

Often imitated. Always talked about. Such is expected when being the best.

What you need to know: The only live action Player group to ever exist in Urban Dead.

What does that mean? We number 50+ live players at any one time. We play MMOs over Teamspeak/Ventrillo, and often visit Malton together while waiting for PVP to queue, or Raids to form. We can fight in tandem, or all at once, as a result. So it may look like zerging, but using common sense will assuredly lead you to a more logical conclusion.

What we do: We help the survivors stay alive, and succeed, against the multitude of zombie zergs that populate the game. We even the status quo, and make sure that the survivors will never come close to being eliminated in game. The zombies can never win, no matter what tactics and/or cheating they try, and never will. We are here to help you if you are not a known PKer, Zerg, or Zed spy. We also restore whole burgs in quick fashion...and with relative ease.

Those that are against us: Occasionally there will be a misguided soul that believes the lies instead of the truth. To that we say watch our actions instead of someone else's words. However, the usual naysayers against us are known PKers, zerg cheats, and zombie spies that we have exposed. They routinely attempt to spam tag lies, make false claims over Broadcast chat, and attempt to vandalize this page. Sometimes even going so far as to make fake wiki pages themselves, to try and preserve their lies, in a vain attempt to seek a small amount of pointless revenge. We don't care. You can't stop us from our mission. And we always win. Survivors FTW

  • This page is to only be edited by the creator of this user name. Any other contributors attempting to modify this account will be considered as attempting vandalism, and taken to the Urbanwiki sysops for full measure of punishment.