User:Thanatologist/Records

†hana†ologis†

I study death. Preferably yours, though I have no qualms about mine.

Me As a Wiki User

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• 19:05, 30 September 2010 (hist) (diff) User:DangerReport/Cade Place Fire Station
  

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• 18:46, 28 February 2011 (hist) (diff) User talk:Thanatologist/Sandbox/03 (→To protect or not)

Activity:

• Joined the wiki in September of 2010.
• I am currently mostly inactive.
  

Current Agenda:
Occasionally check on Very Funny...or Not. Help out in general.

spambits hunted: 264

Quotes

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. --Albus Dumbledore

Who cares if you disagree? / You are not me / Who made you king of anything? / So, you dare tell me who to be / Who died and made you king of anything? --Sara Bareilles (King of Anything)

Random Stuff from my Urban Dead experiences

Crew Avenue PD, Foulkes Village

How Do You Use This Skill?

Time: About 11:15 AM 23 December 2010 (UTC)

• pspsource dude said "How in the world do I get out of the pd I have freerunning but idk how to use it" (8 hours and 38 minutes ago)

logged in the next day, saw this:
Time: 10:12 AM 24 December 2010 (UTC)

• Tephros said "pcpsource dude- you do NOT have freerunning- when you do have it, to use it, all you will need to do is click on an adjacent building, and you'll go there already in side (if you were inside a building to start)" (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• pspsource dude said "Ok I have it now now what is an adjacent block and where do I find one" (14 hours and 59 minutes ago)
• Tephros said "Well, for example, click on 'the Boon Museum' to the right of us. Normally, you'd have to leave the building, then enter over there. With Freerunning, you'll just show up over there, inside!" (14 hours and 22 minutes ago)

Do What?!

a couple of CIRCLE JERKS broke in...
Time: 10:12 AM 24 December 2010 (UTC)

• A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 49 minutes ago)
• A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
• The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Grab ma banana!!!" (1 hour and 45 minutes ago)

He's Really Sorry

Time: 12:22 PM 6 January 2011 (UTC) at Crew Avenue PD, Foulkes Village

• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "Scuse me, does anyone happen to know where I can find a Susan Popham? I got a tip that she would be this way." (13 hours and 22 minutes ago)
• Giles Sednik said "Well sir, you're in the right place. Pray tell, what is your business with young popham?" (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• A flare was fired 12 blocks to the east and 1 block to the south. (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "It is quite the story, but I have time and I'll shorten it a little." (10 hours and 54 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "Basically, a long long time ago, I had just started the game and didn't know much about it, so I came upon Caiger Mall and killed a human at low health, not knowing it was bad. Yes, everyone, I was a former PKer. Emphasis on former. The folks at the" (10 hours and 53 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "Preston Arms changed me completely. Anyways, back to the story. That person I had killed just so happened to be Susan. So after suffering much bounty and grief and learning basically how to play the game, I set out to right my wrong and apologize to Susan" (10 hours and 51 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "but she was no where to be found. So I put Searching for Susan Popham to apologize in my profile and went about the business of working at the Preston Arms. Along in the New Year of 2011, a man named K27 comes by and tells me that if I was still looking" (10 hours and 49 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "to apologize, I could find Susan somewhere down here. I ask who he is and he tells me that he was the first person to collect a bounty on me, then ran away in case I decided to exact my revenge, which I would never do. Doing that would compromise the life" (10 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "I'd made at the PA, which is to good to give up. And I would no longer kill a man without extremely good reason, such as killing in our home. But anyways, Umm... Where was I... Oh yes, after some preparing I made my way down here, and well, here I am." (10 hours and 46 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "I wish to make peace with Susan, it would give me a clear conscience, and if she decides I'm not worth I will got back to the Preston Arms with the knowledge that I've tried and done the best I could, and I shall not bother you again." (10 hours and 43 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "I just hope she'll hear me out and we can get along, she sounds like a good friend to make, from what K27 has said about her. So that's my story." (10 hours and 42 minutes ago)
• Susan Popham said "Bloody hell... last time I saw you, Dude, I was staring into your shotgun barrels. First time I got killed since the outbreak." (4 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• Susan Popham said "I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt and not blow your brains out on sight now. You seem nice enough now... and it's kinda fun to see you again. Behave though, this is not a good place to pull shenanigans of coppers." (4 hours and 31 minutes ago)
• Susan Popham said "See you around then. I'll stay in Mockridge, lads, keep an eye on my friend here :P" (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "Well, that went well. Mostly. I was kinda hoping she would have stayed and heard the story personally from me, but I guess one of you guys somehow got it out to her. Perhaps I'll go to Mockridge and see what I can do to help." (3 minutes ago)
  

The next day...

• Quizzle said "I love a happy ending." (exactly 23 hours ago)
• clouded9 said "I just killed 3 of the 4 Zeds outside our building. Only 1 left and we need to re-barricade this building ASAP!" (17 hours and 33 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "Caded back to EHB, hoped I've helped a little so far. I apologize, but I have to be leaving all you nice people. I hear most of the CAPD has satellite phones, so do I. If for any reason one of you feel like contacting me, my number is 890-7680." (17 hours and 9 minutes ago)
• Yo Dude Ya Hear said "Also, if any of you happen to be in the Caiger Mall area, (East Becktown, Darvall Heights, Chudleyton...) stop by the Preston Arms [21, 31]. It is the best pub around, if I do say so myself. And with that, I bid you farewell." (17 hours and 7 minutes ago)

Ghost Zombie

Time: 07:26 AM 8 January 2011 (UTC)

• You heard a muffled groaning from inside the building. (10 hours and 37 minutes ago)
• Gaucho From Hell said "eee........ who is groaning???" (10 hours and 4 minutes ago)
• Soldier0 said "OMFG! I am outta ammo!" (9 hours and 19 minutes ago)
• SillyLillyPlie said "wow, how was there muffled groaning w/out seeing a zed break in or a human fall dead or whatever?" (6 hours and 48 minutes ago)
• Gaucho From Hell said "yes, I hear one too, a zombie ghost? a hungry survivor? a game bug? scary.....:P" (6 hours and 9 minutes ago)

Mrh? Bang.

Time: 12:32, 25 January 2011 (UTC) Screenshot.

• Wee Mento Tam died from an infection. (3 hours and 28 minutes ago)
• Wee Mento Tam rose from the dead as a zombie. (3 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• A zombie said "Mrh?" (3 hours and 27 minutes ago)
• MisterPotato killed a zombie with a pistol. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
• Glimmering Gus said "lmao, mister potato is a meanie pants" (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)
• MisterPotato said "I may have over reacted." (2 hours and 2 minutes ago)
• Harry Kewell said "lol, haha yeah that might have been a slight over reaction! I'll revive him at fyfe when he gets up." (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
• Glimmering Gus said "I wish I had screencapped it. Funniest thing Ive ever seen on UD" (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
• Harry Kewell said "lol very true, hopefully someone like Jack can log on and screen cap it for you; i'll let you know and you can get it from our forums" (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
• maxchung4 said "u know that guy that turned in to a zombie I thew him out" (23 minutes ago)
  

Went Street, Whittenside

Career Zombie vs Zombified Harman

Time: 2:03 AM 25 December 2010 (UTC) at

• A (1)zombie said "Mrh?" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
• A (2)zombie killed a zombie. (47 minutes ago)
• A (2)zombie gestured at a random zombie. (47 minutes ago)
• A (2)zombie said "Rrh!!!!!!!!!!!!hrman!!!!!" (46 minutes ago)

the next day...
Time: 1:33 PM 26 December 2010 (UTC)

• A (1)zombie said "Mrh?" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
• A (1)zombie killed a zombie. (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)

Interesting Screenshots

Malton makes some people jumpy... One of many; see User talk:Wutz.

Notable Dumbwits

http://iamscott.net/1299069847322.html -- (This one's funny!)
http://iamscott.net/1299369811886.html -- (So much for laying low...)
http://iamscott.net/1313831688136.html -- (Drunk)
http://iamscott.net/1336738582326.html -- (The Castle That Never Was)