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About Me
I like pie. I dont care if I am a zombie or not I JUST WANT EXPERIENCE POINTS!!! Lol actually I am a dual naturalist. I support the sacred ground policy. These templates are completely true about me.
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Scout
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| This user is a scout and is probably off locating zombie concentrations.
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Consumer
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| This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.
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Medic
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| This user is a medic and is probably off healing the troops.
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Combat Reviver
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| This user or group supports the strategy known as 'Combat Revival'.
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Dual Nature
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| This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature.
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Weapon of Choice
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| This user's weapon of choice is ninja axe.
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Republican
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| This user is a Republican.
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WE WANT PIE!
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| This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...
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Alien
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| This user is an alien.
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Male
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| This user is male.
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Wii Owner
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| This user owns a Wii, and recognizes the significance of Nintendo!
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I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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Sorry, what was that first part again?
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| This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.
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Urban Dead
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| This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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My Characters... And Other Stuff
My main characters are Jake Brien(scout)(currently alive), Shop O Holic(consumer)(currently unknown), and Thepiedoctor(medic)(currenly alive).
My other characters that I play when i am not able or willing to play my main characters are Axe West(joint-ownership)(firefighter)(probably dead) and Morti Rigors(zombie)(currently dead).
Templates galore
These templates are cool, and most of them are true but they are not essential to my personality so they are down here.
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USE THE FORCE!
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This user only uses their powers for good,
and for tipping over small babies.
*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*
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MOAR HATZ
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| This user thinks that hats are cool and wants to see every known type of hat in the world in Urban Dead.
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Pie Smacked In The Face!
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| This user deserves a pie smacked in the face because {{{Reason}}}
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Gramear
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| This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki.
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RUN!
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| Zombie Ostrichs are out to get us!!
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Hamster
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| Hamsters will defeat the zombie menace. All hail our furry Hamster overlord
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LOLWUT?
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| no, seriusly. wut? reelly, WUT? OMG WTF IZ iT?! orly?! lololololmaozedong
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Cats
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| This user loves cats.
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Anime Lover
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| This user loves anime and is a devoted otaku.
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GOOOOOOOOAL!
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| This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
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Zombish
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| HGhARRZ NMnGBHAaGB NMRZHAMZ RZBZHAaBGRZ zHRmbARRZh.
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Zomban
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| Rb-BgGRa MGmAgBAAg MRaBR RaHaBAGbRa ZHGhAaAGm.
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Morse Code
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| - .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
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Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
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| This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.
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Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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Kitten Basket
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| This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
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Toenail
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| If my toenails smelled like peanut butter I'd shave them.
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Tusken Raider
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| WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
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| This user has been touched
by his Noodly Appendage.
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SNAKE IS DEAD
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| Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
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The Sky is Falling!
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| This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.
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ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
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| This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
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Han Shot First
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| This user or group supports the theory that Han totally shot first. Seriously, anything else is ridiculous. That Greedo dude wasn't fast enough for Han Solo.
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TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
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| This user has been exposed to chemical pollution and thinks like a purple tentacle.
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Dolphins
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| This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
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Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
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| This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.
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DUDE! It's a Template!
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| This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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Too Many Templates
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| This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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IT NEVER ENDS!
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| This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
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Mrh?
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| This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
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What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
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| This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.
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Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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| This user carries around a lot of crap.
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Why are you still reading these?
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| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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Template Whore
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This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
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Tetris Addict
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| This user is addicted to Tetris.
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Axe Crazy
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| This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
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| This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
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Scientology Unfriendly
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| This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
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Billy Mays
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| Hi!
Billy Mays here with an amazing product!
But wait, there's more!
Here's how to order!
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Popcorn
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| This user enjoys the gentle company of smooth butter with exploded starch as it is distributed indiscriminately upon the masses.
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End It All
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| This user wants to quit UD and leave the stupidity, but is very, heavily addicted.
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Jesus Was White
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| This user believes that Jesus was an Aryan.
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Jesus Was Jewish
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| This user believes that Jesus was most likely Jewish.
Why? Because both his parents were Jews.
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Sarah Palin for President in 2012
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| This user believes that Sarah Palin should run for President in 2012.
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DOOM
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| Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up.
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Octogram
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| 60% more evil than the average pentagram.
Preorder your very own today!!!
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Stupid Suggestions!
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| Whenever you make a stupid Suggestion, God kills a kitten. Stop killing kittens.
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BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master!
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This user has mastered Chuck Norris' signature only move. It's deadly!
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What is Love?
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| This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.
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Template:Shoopdawoop
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Ninja
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| This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!
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Didn't we make ourselves clear?
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| Remember kids: Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, YOU ARE DEAD
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mudkipz
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| so i herd u liek mudkipz?
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
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| Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic
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Dance-Off
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| Oh Snap!
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Great Hair
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| Charles Bronson had amazing hair. His hair would've kicked your hair's ass.
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Pulp Fiction
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| Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
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HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1
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| im not as stupid as im portrayed in the media... oh crud they are onto me...durhurrrrr
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