Les Anus Enflammés

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Les Anus Enflammés
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Abbreviation: AE
Group Numbers: 4 (3 actives)
Leadership: Carlos Cassos, Patrick Panic
Goals: Live a gangsta life in Sbly.
Recruitment Policy: Open, if you wanna live a gangsta life. No cops.
Contact: Hotton

Les Anus Enflammés are a South Blythville gang, of which HQ is based in Club Penfold, or Da Club as they refer to it. They like booze, butts and boobs. They don't like cops, zeds nor a bunch of fuckin' assholes. Fuckin’ zed cops assholes neither. They claimed South Blythville and North Blythville to be their territory, calling it Nbly'n'Sbly.

Originally, the gang was founded in United States by The Two Founders: Fred Hamster and Ernest Thomas. They lattely exported it in Malton before The Zeds Rising, that they could escape during the early outbreak. The gang was disbanded during some time before Carlos and Patrick rose it again (not as a zed), in the firsts monthes of 2009.

In June 2009, Carlos Cassos started the broadcosting of Flaming Hole Radio, lattely interrupted by a Zed Invasion in Nbly'n'Sbly. Currently, FHR is suspended until Club Penfold's rebuilding.

As this page proves, none of the current members are native english speakers.

Current members

Those are da niggaz!

  • Carlos Cassos, also known as Carlos, CC, Double C, 2C or C². Currently surviving the Zeds invasion of southwestern Malton, searching after gennies and fuel to rebuild Club Penfold.
  • Patrick Panic, also known as Pat'. Currently moaning and groaning with Zeds.
  • Gary Trafal, also known as Yo Gary! or ծд թჲֆҿ (Da Pope). State unknown.

Missing members

They couldn’t handle it!

  • Fred Hamster, also known as Founder One or Fuckin' Bastard. Fleed Malton before the blocus.
  • Ernest Thomas, also known as Founder Two or Fat Boy. Fleed Malton before the blocus.
  • El Sku, also known as Doc Syringe. Disappeared in town.

Black List

They don’t know what they've got into!

  • Master Steerpike, from the Philosophe Knights. Shooted El Sku for no fuckin' good reason. Still not avenged.
  • Roguelike, from the Philosophe Knights. Shooted Da Pope for no fuckin' good reason. Still not avenged.
  • Ventur, lone fucker. Destroyed Club Penfold's gennie. Avenged by Carlos Cassos.
  • jjmg24bad, lone fucker. Destroyed Club Penfold's transmitor, interrupting Flaming Hole Radio. Avanged by Carlos Cassos.

Nailed Daughters

And you bet they liked it!

  • ծд թჲֆҿ: Way too many to list here!

Recruiting policy

Les Anus Enflammés are currently recruiting. Non native english speakers are welcome if they can handle it. Ho, well, if English is your mother tongue, I guess you can join too. Just don’t be a cop (renegade allowed).

In order to join the AE, leave a note on Hotton talk page, and add Les Anus Enflammés (if you can’t type the accent, just copy/paste it from here) as your group in your personal profile. Oh, and did we tell you not to be a cop?

Important note

Anarchy in the UK !