Talk:Golfing with OJ
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Scores for the 2nd game
It's difficult to give fair warning to the other people down range when you're dead. Poor guy didn't get the message, and suffered a nasty concussion. --Mold 10:28, 28 November 2009 (UTC)
Slow day, but heading back to the club I found a lost-looking fellow wandering the course. I asked him if he was familiar with golf, and explained our game's for charity, then gave him a brief demonstration of how we play the game. --Mold 20:37, 29 November 2009 (UTC)
I am so tired of seeing our beloved wallaby drinking alone at the bar. So I set him up on a blind date. I think there is chemistry in this relationship. They have lots in common, both being alive and heavily wounded. -- Willie TJ Clinton
Was a slow day, just about to turn in when I heard Bosslady calling. She gets credit for this one, it was only a short 8-hp putt by the time I got there. --Mold 23:42, 1 December 2009 (UTC)
Score from the First Game
I warmed up a bit earlier, nothing too fancy, guy only had 7 hp when I found him... less now. Then a little later, I found a golf virgin near the edge of the course. I don't think golf cleats are made to dig into meat, but they work fine. I owe the kid ten bucks, though, it sliced and wound up in the junkyard. Up two... wait, ahead is behind in golf... am I losing already? --Mold 03:07, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
but there's no one at the park --Sannok 03:11, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
- We're in Club Somerton. Did you see that head graze the trees on the way to the dump? --Mold 03:21, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
I had a pretty good round, but got interrupted by some poor guy lying in the middle of the fairway. I called the club house and played on through.
--BanthaFodder 06:30, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
Some people are so inconsiderate, seeking treatment in hospital clearly abandoned and set aside to be part of our course. Despite some minor interference, I managed to sink it in one more stroke. Still feeling pretty energetic, I moved on to the tee and made my opening drive to the next hole. --Mold 03:18, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
I can't believe this girl... Interrupting my drive with her death. -- BanthaFodder 22:12, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
Would've had a much better round if my caddy hadn't lost my ball in the rough -- Willie Clinton
Fan Mail for OJ and his golfers.
Hi Goolina, FYI I revived Willie Clinton at Yeoman cos I heard you say you were going touring with him. He repaid that courtesy by PKing Melissa Medic, apparently for a previous PK by her. As a result I'm taking Willie Clinton off my Christmas card list cos he has brought shame upon the McMallrat's head. On another topic, FWIW KSO tried to PM you but you'd already been taken off the private access list so the PMs never arrived. --Mallrat 13:08, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, Melissa killed him after I'd already announced he was touring with me. I guess she didn't think before shooting. I did send her a message with apologies on his behalf. --Goolina Golfing_with_OJ 04:04, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
OJ may have been convicted of kidnapping, but he is the only man to attain 2000 yards in a fourteen game NFL season.
--Goolina Golfing_with_OJ 05:10, 14 November 2009 (UTC)
Remember, kids: drink apple juice, because OJ might kill you! --Sannok 03:31, 15 November 2009 (UTC)
What the hell... I've found a club and I'm in. I'll need some time for AP recharge but I'm in Pitneybank with half a dozen syringes on me, anyone needs a stick I'll be happy to be rid of some of them. --Mold 04:37, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
walrus syrup
What the fuck!? This sounds rather rediciously good. May I ask what the bloody fucking hell this is all about? ...For fuck sake! Thank you. Yours respectfully --the wallaby♥ 18:20, 16 November 2009 (UTC)
| Goolina said: |
| The rules are as follows: 1) Get a golf club. 2) Golf. 3) Repeat.
Or, as I posted on the RRF boards: Is it a PKer group? Yes! Is it a zambah group? Yes! Is it a survivor group? Eh, not so much...except if you're a PKer and you want to loot for ammo. Otherwise, no! What we do: Tour the finest golf courses in Malton. And kill. What you need: A golf club and a sense of humor. Where to meet: Giddings Mall, Pitneybank [84,41] - [85,42]. When we begin golfing: Monday, November 23. In and around Kitch Park. Fore? Fore! --Goolina Golfing_with_OJ 00:18, 17 November 2009 (UTC) |
- I would be delighted to play a few courses with you fine chaps and chapettes. Im all in. Not sure though who´ll be coming.. the marsupial or the signor? I shall decide in the next couple of days. I also do hate crossposting. --the wallaby♥ 23:23, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
