Team Zombie Hardcore

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Team Zombie Hardcore is a survivor group based out of North Blytville. They are the OLDEST continuously active survivor group in Malton, as documented on several sites, having been formed in early September of 2005, and having been active, with continuous leadership until the present. They are recognized as the second oldest continuous group of any kind in Malton behind the RRF

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Aight Bitches. Its time. TZH is getting a new page, a new look. Our Old Page was gettin a bit cluttered. So We have archived it, for historical purposes. And now we are going to create something new. But don't worry, we still bring The Awesome like no other group in Malton motherfuckers. And if you suck, that Awesome is coming express delivery to your face, same day, fist delivery guarantee. PWNT.


For Starters, lets get the new anthem:


GET BACK

Because motherfuckers, we ain't playin' around. TZH is sick of your shit. So we stopped takin' it, yesterday.

Lets talk about what TZH is:
Awesome
the 2nd Oldest Group in Malton!
Better than You
Zombiekillaz
PKakillaz
Masters of PWN

Lets talk about what TZH aint:
PKers
Text Rapists
Zergers


And if you say otherwise, you're full of shit and bout to get beat down by Duke Cage, our own personal enforcer:

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Duke Cage is riding the Polar Express to Pain all the way to your pathetic excuse for a safehouse, the he'll get out and make a thunderous sound with his foot, using your ass as his percussion instrument of choice. Right after you eat pavement like a bitch, he'll probably give the patented Duke Cage fist pump, and then kick every door in your safehouse off his hinges. If you're lucky, he won't kiss your sister. Too bad you're not lucky, you're just a douche.


Team Zombie Hardcore's MOST SUCK Page


Team Forum here, no chumps allowed, heroes only.


The Team Zombie Hardcore Stance On Bounty Hunters
You are ass clowns... continue on if you actually need some elaboration...

Bottom line, you are very much free to do whatever you want. However, what you do has consequences.
We do not care about your little bounty hunting adventures. If you target any of us, we will smite you down with pain.
We have the same right to bruise your ass as you do to "bounty hunt" us. Kevan is God. Not the DEM website. They did not make this game.
If you for some reason find that to be unfair then please refer to the following table:
1. Fuck you
2. Balls To The Whalls!
3. Get Bent
4. Fuck a Walrus
5. Get fucked by a Walrus
6. You are gross, and a Walrus Fucker
7. Get a Tattoo that says, "Mark Whalberg Owns My Ass" on your face.
8. You can quit reading this now. It was meant to remind you that you suck rather than to help you.
9. You suck.
10. ObiFireFighter is probably about to break a toolbox over your head while Buck elbow drops you.


More to come as Grohl comes to it.