User:Dhavid Grohl

I am Dhavid Grohl. I am a Disciple of Mark Whalberg. I am the reincarnation of the Hardcore spirit that was Big Nixon. I answer only to he who is the light of the Awesome. I come from the empty.

I command Team Zombie Hardcore. All who Rock will follow Whalberg, join Team Zombie Hardcore and know glory unbridled by weakness or softness of core.

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Anthem

Won The Internet

This user has been declared "Winner" of the Internet by a panel of experts on Brainstock. Its awesome. --Dhavid Grohl 04:57, 10 June 2008 (BST)

List of People Who Have Sucked My Balls

AegisTyra
Eugenie De Franval
Barrack Obama
Your Mother
AegisTyra's Sister
AegisTyra's Ex-Boyfriend
Everyone Who hates on TZH
Consumate Zerger Sexual Harrison

See his message left below.

Rapture <-- Wanted to cuddle afterward. No.

	Fhoo Fhighter
	This User is a Hardcore Rocker for Mark Whalberg!

Voicemail from HomosexualHarrison

"I am sorry for everything I said :( Please don't hate me. I just want everyone to love me. Its because of my tiny penis size. I promise, I won't be such a huge bitch anymore." The previous quote came from a voice mail I received last night at 2AM my time. Homosexual Harrison left it for me. He was crying and making a sound I could only assume was him shitting himself. Poor guy has it bad. But sorry homosexual Harrison. I don't swing that way.--Dhavid Grohl 03:11, 14 February 2012 (UTC)