Urbandead Profile: Rufus Vanzant
Group Affiliation: RDD
Joined: Aug. 12th, 2008
Phone Number: 227-0220
Useless Experience: 
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"Rufus Vanzant"
- Real Name: Rufus Vanzant
- Date of Birth: October 23, 1984
- Place of Birth: Kevan River City
- Gender: Male
- Race: Zombie
- Nationality: German
"Can you read between the lines? Or are you stuck in black and white? Hope I'm on the list of people that you hate. It's time you met the monster that you have helped create."
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This is my story:
I was CAPD, then DSS, now I am going to try being a career zed for a while...
'Went Zombie' in an attempt to win over a cute girl with a short-lived zombie fixation(it is never a good idea to make life decisions with a hard on and tequila). Now, the unemployed/undead oaf spends his days doing odd jobs to pay the rent.
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