User:Blitz Krieger

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Really all you need to know, brah.

Blitz Krieger

Blitz Krieger
N/A
Joined: Ohshit, I really don't fucking know.
Character class: Zombie
Favorite equipment: Some guns, FAKs, Syringes, DNA extractors
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: OHSHIZ I AM A ZOMBIE. PLZ REVIVE
Character group: Five Miles Over Chicago
Character stats: Have fun finding out.
Journal: Do I give a shit? for Blitz Krieger

Summary

Well, son, I is dead, as you can see. Been waiting for a revive, probably will (hopefully) get it tomorrow so long as I'm not lazy. I like to be unfunny all the time, as well as an asshole, so you might want to stay away. Barricade strafing is fun simply because it is, and I like exhausting all my ammo shooting zombies... and scouts since, as we all know, everyone with freerunning is a death cultist and must death cultist. On my old accounts I forgot to level zombie skills while I got every skill in civvy, scientist, and military, forcing alts. Fortunately I was nicely given this zombie with all the skills minus brain rot, which is like swimming| in haven and hearth.

You might realize now that I like talking about random shit. Good for you. You also might realize that I can't control my mouth very well and am not very smart, this is because I'm from Quebec. No joke there or racism, since according to Comedy Central making fun of your own culture isn't being racist or discriminatory at all. Personally I think that's bull.