Z.A.L.P.

Zombies for the Advancement of Living People
Abbreviation:	Z.A.L.P.
Group Numbers:	Fluid with the D.S.R&D
Leadership:	An automonous collective organized by Bedlam Betty
Goals:
Recruitment Policy:	Open
Contact:	forum

Zombies for the Advancement of Living People

HARMANZ AHM HRANS NAH BARG Z!NGZ (Humans are friends: not food)

About Z.A.L.P.

Our mission

Humans are a dwindling resource. Research shows that if we continue eating humans at the current rate, they will be extinct in a matter of 2 – 5 years. It is up to us to help preserve this precious commodity for the future, for our future. This is why Zombies for the Advancement of Living People was established.

Our goal is to help the humans in creating pockets of living-friendly areas where they might run free and begin to repopulate. This might seem to go against everything a zombie should stand for, but think of this- When the last human dies, we will only have ourselves to eat.

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