Z.A.L.P.
| Zombies for the Advancement of Living People | |
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| Abbreviation: | Z.A.L.P. |
| Group Numbers: | Fluid with the D.S.R&D |
| Leadership: | An automonous collective organized by Bedlam Betty |
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| Recruitment Policy: | Open |
| Contact: | forum |
About Z.A.L.P.
Malton's Only Active, Organized Life-Culting Group
Our mission
Humans are a dwindling resource. Research shows that if we continue eating humans at the current rate, they will be extinct in a matter of 2 – 5 years. It is up to us to help preserve this precious commodity for the future, for our future. This is why Zombies for the Advancement of Living People was established.
Our goal is to help the humans in creating pockets of living-friendly areas where they might run free and begin to repopulate. This might seem to go against everything a zombie should stand for, but think of this- When the last human dies, we will only have ourselves to eat, I mean blame.
Zombies Working With Survivors!?!
It may seem hard to believe, but with only a little bit of restraint on both sides, zombies can be very helpful to humans and vice versa.
How do you do it?
There is a detailed account of various life culting tactics here but here are some easy-to-use tips
1) Maintain a good contact list. Zombies do look alike, and we don't want to eat our friends. 2) Eat antagonistic zombies or Death Cultists down to 1 - 6 HP so a human can kill and remove from the area. 3) Practice forgiveness. Humans have been trained to be afraid of zombies, they might kill you unknowingly. 4) Don't eat the humans. We all have lapses, but try to leave the tasty tasty human in tact.
JOIN US!!!
What is "Fluid Dual Membership" and who are the D.S. R&D?
Let's say you find yourself zombified, but want to help out your still-living friends and relatives. A zombie in this situation could change their group to "Zombies for the Advancement of Living People" to help identify them as a life cultist and then switch back to their survivor group once they are revived.
Dr. Schwan's research team currently has this kind of fluid dual membership with Z.A.L.P.
Recruitment Policy
Zombies for the Advancement of Living People is more of a philosophy than anything else, but we do have resources to help us organize and be more effective life culters. Please see the D.S. R&D website for more information or requests to join. We are more than happy to hear from other groups who might like to share a fluid membership with is.
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