User:Logan Five

Canadians-in-Malton

	Canadian
	This user is Canadian.

Yes I'm a member of Canadians-in-Malton. Yes I'm most likely the only member left, except for when Cyvilian logs on for old time's sake. Don't leave a message asking if you can join; you can't. The group hasn't existed in any real capacity for years upon years, and I have no interest in putting in the time or effort to running it. Don't leave a message asking if you can take over the group or use the name for your new group; you can't. The group belongs to me and Cyvilian for the sole purpose of putting it in our characters' profiles and occasionally amusing each other by updating the group page.

As a matter of fact, there's not much point in leaving anything on my talk page, since it's unlikely I'll ever read it. Even if I do read it, I'll probably just delete it without replying unless you're a sysop.

My Characters

My characters have extremely original names. In order to keep them nice and far apart, they all keep to their own quadrant of Malton. 3 of these characters belong to the same group (see above), but they don't coordinate efforts in any way.

HoserJoe HoserJoe is a firefighter and co-founder of Canadians-in-Malton. Active in NE Malton, he can usually be found in the Rolt Heights area. He is in an unresponsive state after his years of killing and countless deaths and revives, and drifts from task to task without communicating with his fellow survivors. As a zombie he tends to shuffle to the nearest revive point and wait quietly.

HealerJoe HealerJoe is working the SE corner of Malton. He's technically a medic but rarely engages in healing any more, preferring instead to busy himself with engineering tasks such as maintaining proper barricade levels and keeping generators running. Generally benevolent but his tendency to be a stickler for rules and procedure makes him come across as a bit of a prick. When zombified he sometimes gives in to his nature and goes on feeding rampages before reporting to a revive point.

HammyJoe HammyJoe is a former RCMP officer who was unfortunate enough to be visiting Malton on diplomatic duty dressed in full red serge during the outbreak. It makes him a bit of a target but for whatever reason he continues to wear it. He works in NW Malton, most frequently providing area support for the Yagoton Revivification Clinic. Of all the Joes he is the most likely to team up with other survivors, especially organized groups with clear communication. As a zombie he will usually find a revive point and wait for a revive, but has been known to target his fellow undead when he witnesses a zombie killing others at a revive point in an effort to jump the queue.

HorderJoe HorderJoe is a career zombie. He lives in SW Malton and does all the regular stuff you'd expect a zombie to do. As a survivor, HorderJoe is extremely antisocial. He hates the light and noise created by generators and compulsively smashes them. He also keeps a list of survivors who have revived him, and murders them if he can find them. In addition to these slayings he has been known to go on shooting sprees in malls or simply kill at random. These tendencies combined with his flippant attitude tend to make HorderJoe extremely unpopular among other survivors, and he is routinely hunted down and killed by them.