User:Rockefella Plaza
Rockefella Plaza; the scion of the Plaza line; the last remaining Plaza... Oh hang on; dead again. Sorry.
Mr Plaza, as he likes to be known; or Rocky as he usually is is a very proud member of the Burchell Arms Regulars (please see our forum for more detail Abandon pants all ye who enter here) or, if you're scared you can check the Wiki pages [draft beer and dryroasted nuts]; a band of brothers stuck in the North East drinking heavily and kicking ass and taking names and making databases of those names.
Not that Rocky kicks ass; he's not an ass-kicker; he's a wit, raconteur, showman and bon viveur; he's happier with a glass of sherry and a fine cigar and a chum playing on the old Joanna than with his weapon in hand quivering angrily at the latest zombie depredation.
He does realise that he should help out and as such spends his time making FAKs out of Elastoplast, Calpol, Vicks Vaporub and any discarded asthma inhalers he can find lying around; and creeping around unlit NT buildings trying to avoid all those sharps the local council haven't bothered to clean up.
The BAR management have also seen fit to dress him in a pinny... No, not a pinny... An apron and the keys to the beer cellar and titled him 'Official Greeter and BarKeeping Officer First Class' (The First Class bit may be a lie) in recognition of his o'erweening ambition and toadying and enjoined him to give new members and those who've just woken up in Malton a swig of his lovely potato brandy; all the better to clear their sinuses.
Oh, and if you see him about, say "Hi"; you could have a chat and a small sherry; please do not PK him, he's, like, totally inoffensive.
Inoffensive except to blackguards, mountebanks, second storey men and general lowlifes on the Burchell Arms Deadbeat List. And then, some of them have the sheer temerity to complain to the RG despite being griefers and so there's this bounty on his head. Luckily, he keeps a snickers on his head to balance it all out. You know who you are, EiH, WW and CsZs
Rocky is currently on a diplomatic mission of mercy, bringing levity, fashion sense, charm and the greetings of those in the BAR to places far and wide. In light of this, he's put on his diplomatic finery again. The Burch won't see those curtains again in a hurry.
STRENGTHS:
|- Go-getting attitude - never say die +3 modifier |- Drunk (70% chance) |- very a la mode (defence against proles)
Weaknesses
|- Map-reading (%40 chance of wrong direction) |- Sense and sensibility |- Farrar trousers
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Burchell Arms Regulars (Official Greeter) |
| Rockefella Plaza supports the BAR, often literally, mainly figuratively. |
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TBNT Radio Listener |
| This User Supports The Burchell Newscast Team, and their ongoing fight to bring us Beers and the light of knowledge. Or gossip. |
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The Blessed Day of Beer |
| This user or group is attending Biertag and should not be held accountable for his/her actions on the night of July 8th. |
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Sobriety |
| Rockefella Plaza is currently "merry... Scrap that... Katona" |
Rockefella Plaza 10:57, 22 May 2011 (BST)
