St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society

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St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society
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Abbreviation: SFHNAS
Group Numbers: 1 and growing.
Leadership: Billy Forks
Goals: Silencing St. Ferreol's Hospital, Kempsterbank.
Recruitment Policy: Zombies in Kempsterbank, and zombies willing to relocate to Kempsterbank.
Contact: Use the discussion page here or Billy Forks's discussion page.

Are you irritated by noise, particularly talking, breathing or generators humming? Are you in north-east Kempsterbank?

St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society is the organisation for you. Come, stand with us outside St. Ferreol's Hospital. Batter at the barricades with us. Sometimes we get in, and set about silencing the nasty noises within. Sometimes we are headshot, but this is hardly even a nuisance. Sometimes we are revivified, but excellent leaping-to-death facilities are available 2 blocks south and 1 block west at the Bornard Building. Remember to put those lights out on the way!

Feel like joining in the mayhem? Just come to St. Ferreol's Hospital, set your group affiliation to 'St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society', and start battering at the barricades of everyone's most irritating hospital, St. Ferreol's, Kempsterbank [57,72].

If there is even minimal interest (on the discussion page, for example) I'll set up a forum and all that good stuff. Billy Forks 01:23, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Tactics

Get shanked by the over 60 people in the Hospital...

Our Vision

Is very blurred...

Why St. Ferreol's ?

That is a long and savage story; it will appear here as soon as I've made it up.

Spread the word

Our tinyurl is http://tinyurl.com/5pbipvl

"Silence St Ferreol: http://tinyurl.com/5pbipvl"