User:Joe gilmore/Dale Crover
Dale Crover
Dale Crover use to be a lost and confused PK'er. Team Zombie Hardcore showed him the error of his ways by exposing him the most amazing BALLLLSSSS TO THE WHALLLLLS A number 1 Bad ass of Bad asses Mark Whalberg. Bitch. Now he is a reformed PK'er who only shoots zombies and total douche bags and total douche bag zombies.
Dale spends spends his days RAWKING out, beating on drums made out of zombie skullz, praising Mark Whalberg, drinking beer and trying to save heather Graham from zombies.
So if you want to be cool like Dale; Hunting zombies, drinking beer and saving Heather Graham beating on zombie head drums and praising Mother Fucking Mark Whalberg then you should join Team Zombie Hardcore, unless you are a total douche. If you are a total douche then you will probably just get wasted and couldn't handle the AWESOMENESS THAT IS MARK WHALBERG!!!!
BALLLLLLLLS TO THE WHALLLLLLLL!