The Real Monsieur Cartier
And you thought all other internets-based entity were bots.
I'm an impoverished student with far too much time on my hands, allowing me to write pointless bios and serenade the soon-to-be-consumed occupants of random safehouses with the teachings of BARHAH.
I'm also a filthy image whore. Lookit all my pictures, yes-yes.
So, who are you?
Characters
Monsieur - Level 43 Brain-Rotted Gahzazambah. Had a brief run with the Church of the Resurrection; currently regrouping after too long a hiatus. In Barrville currently, helping out the RRF.
More kills than i care to keep track of; 6000 XP and still climbing :D
Cartier - Level 41 Necrotech Scientist, habitually makes a notch in his DNA Extractor for each revive he performs. Membre (inactif) du G.I.F.D.; currently in Buttonville somewhere. Strangely incompetent with the shotgun of late, it seems. 31 kills, 67 revives.
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Supporter of No Tactics
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I have no clue what I'm doing.
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Note my tiny tiny player IDs.
David Lexden - Heading east.
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Jihad Bitch!
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"MINDFUCK!"
This Group Supports Jihad Tactics.
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ZOMG LOOK!
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"ZOMBIE VS SHARK"
WTF IS THIS?!
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Comedy
Don't we all love the misguided zealots?
Mayor Bowne said "Die ZOMBIE SCUM!!!!!!!"
(5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Mayor Bowne.
(5 hours and 5 minutes ago)
Hungry Frank wins my award for the best comedy player description. And he's a zombie, which is even better!
Workings
Being a predominently zombie-oriented player (Monsieur is a rotter, and Cartier gets forgotten about for days at a time and ends up being munched on) and a linguist IRL, I've taken to adding bits and bobs here and there to the kiZombie lexicon, as well as signing up but not getting anywhere with a large-scale project on large zombese texts, be they chants, recitings (from sermons by the Church of the Resurrection, for example) and whatnot. If you've go anything that's helpful, leave it on my talk page.
by the way, ! is not a vowel.