Hunters Anonymous

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Hunters Anonymous.
[Bounty] Hunters Anonymous
Abbreviation: H.A
Group Numbers: Open to admitted hunting addicts.
Leadership: none
Goals: To reform hunters from their addictions, by shooting them and claiming their bounties.
Recruitment Policy: Show up to a meeting and receive a pledge pin.
Contact: PM Sable or Darkane on Brainstock.

Hunters Anonymous (H.A) is a Malton-wide fellowship of men and women who share a desire to stop hunting people. H.A suggests members completely abstain from hunting people, regularly attend meetings with other members, and follow its program to help each other with their common purpose; to help members "stay neglectful and help other alcoholics achieve neglectfulness." Although H.A's attrition rates are high, it can be effective as a treatment for hunting addiction.

Hi, I am Trump's Alt, and I'm an addict.

—Trump's Alt

Hi, Trump's Alt.

—Hunters Anonymous


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This User or Group hunts and kills
PKers.
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Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.


News

April 2009

Therapy sessions in South Blythville and Lockettside went on with good progress. Thanks especially to Mostly Harmless for some very interesting meetings.

March 2009

Therapy continues and more claims made. Frequent customer Duke D'oeuvre showed some progress and created the first version of our wiki page. We all thank him and are convinced that one day his scones will be enjoyable without creating any adverse reactions.

February 2009

Therapy started and first group claims made in West Grayside. First hunters took the tag Hunters Anonymous and therefore admitted in public that they are addicted to hunting. Please congratulate them in making the first step.

January 2009

H.A formed.

Membership

While all members are of course anonymous, some are less anonymous than others. Here are some of those.

H.A Name Membership Member since Notes
Noelani Kiele Exalted Ruler 2009-01-26 Make an appointment to avoid disappointment
DrQuincy Skyclad Prophet 2009-01-26
Dean Hamilton Chief of Medicine 2009-01-26 In charge of all medications used in treatment.
Nachtgalerie 2009-02-14
Stranger on a Crane 2009-02-22
Vance de Gauss 2009-02-22
Angel Wolf 2009-02-20
Rich Gremont SW Bounty Hunter 2009-03-16
Lady of Pain Hunter/Addict 2009-02-06
Duke D'oeuvre Hunter/Addict 2009-02-08 Brings scones to meetings
Anonymous Hunter(s)/Addict(s) Unknown