User:Jaeger ayers/Conrad Scheisskopf

Conrad Scheisskopf
Starting Occupation: Corpse Group Membership: none Goals: Quell that incessant harman nattering! Username: jaeger ayers More details: Urban Dead profile

• Description:

What the hell is that shithead up to?

Corpulent, balding, black hair in the remnants of a combover.

As tiresome a man as you would meet in life. Death was a relief to him.

Wearing: a pale yellow long-sleeved shirt, a brown jacket, a bloodstained pair of pale orange trousers and a bloodstained pair of tan shoes

• Level 13 Zombie
  • "And loving it! Get that accursed syringe away!!"
• Shambles around Lerwill Heights and North Blythville in search of fresh meat and respite from the chatter of those tiresome, quarreling survivors.
• Prone to excessive articulation and verbiage when revived, he even grows tired of his own ponderous tirades, eventually going on armed rampages and charging into zombie mobs, shouting "BRNHR!!" when his ammunition is exhausted.
• Greatly appreciates the simplicity of zombie life, but has such a low pain threshold while alive that he avoids getting killed until overwhelmed by his irritation with humanity.