Team Zombie Hardcore
| Team Zombie Hardcore | |
 The flag of TZH!
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| Abbreviation: | TZH |
| Group Numbers: | 70! |
| Leadership: | His Holiness: Mark Whalberg,the Fhour HorseMhen] |
| Goals: | Bring Glory and Beat Assery to Malton, and to give Praise to "The Aweosme" |
| Recruitment Policy: | You must be forever Hardcore, Forever Awesome! And you MUST HAIL WHALBERG! |
| Contact: | TigerStripedDog@gmail.com |
Aight Bitches. Its time. TZH is getting a new page, a new look. Our Old Page was gettin a bit cluttered. So We have archived it, for historical purposes. And now we are going to create something new. But don't worry, we still bring The Awesome like no other group in Malton motherfuckers. And if you suck, that Awesome is coming express delivery to your face, same day, fist delivery guarantee. PWNT.
For Starters, lets get the new anthem:
Because motherfuckers, we ain't playin' around. TZH is sick of your shit. So we stopped takin' it, yesterday.
Lets talk about what TZH is:
Awesome
Better than You
Zombiekillaz
PKakillaz
Masters of PWN
Lets talk about what TZH aint:
PKers
Text Rapists
Zergers
And if you say otherwise, you're full of shit and bout to get beat down by Duke Cage, our own personal enforcer:
Duke Cage is riding the Polar Express to Pain all the way to your pathetic excuse for a safehouse, get out, and make a thunderous sound with his foot, using your ass as percussion instrument of choice. Right after you eat pavement like a bitch, he'll probably give the patented Duke Cage fist pump, and then kick every door in your safehouse off his hinges. If you're lucky, he won't kiss your sister. Too bad you're not lucky, you're just a douche.
More to come as Grohl comes to it.
