Talk:Malton Conservative Party

Heh, I love the idea, though I expected it to be a zombie group instead. --Karloth Vois ^RR 16:03, 25 March 2007 (BST)

SPAMMMvoteGreenMMMVoteCommunistMMMVoteLabouroverToryanydayMMM In case you didn't get the gist, TORIES SUCK! COUGH(Fawklands war)COUGH Yonnua Koponen 21:01, 18 August 2008 (BST)

You could have at least spelt "Falklands War" correctly. Not your fault though. I blame the Labour government's mismanagement of our state school system. --Susan Barker 22:48, 10 June 2009 (BST)

What if......

You are inside The Houses of Parliament. The building was never evacuated. Moat cleaning equipment, broken chandeliers and 21 lightbulbs litter the floor. The building has been loosely barricaded with dead members of the BNP. Also here are Jeremy Paxman and Peter Sissons looking for someone to interview. Some Party Manifestos are here. They are full of bullshit. Somebody has spraypainted hahahaha... ha ha signed ToNy BlaIR

Since your last turn: Gordon Brown Started writing his memoirs (23 hours and 8 minutes ago) Gordon Brown Finished writing his memoirs and looked for a publisher (23 hours and 7 minutes ago) Jacqui Smith's Husband Started watching some porn. (23 hours and 7 minutes ago) David Cameron Is still waiting for an election. (20 hours and 7 minutes ago) A member of the public Isnt surprised to find out that the Tories have also taken advantage of the expenses system. (4 hours and 8 minutes ago) The Lib Dems Still havent gotten over that bloody Lloyd George / Asquith thing. (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)

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--Betamaxx ^◆◆◆ 21:09, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Hey Betamaxx, awesome creation! I'm considering putting it on the main group page. --Susan Barker 22:02, 6 June 2009 (BST)