User:Sven Olsen
Hello!
Sven, pirate captain on the good ship Nebagagrarhr, is a survivor, not a webpage designer. Get your ass out there and start cappin' zeds. But don't be a trenchcoater. Those guys suck, and I think one of them stole my sunglasses. Anyway, remember to cap zeds responsibly, only if they're an immediate threat to you or another survivor, or if you just really, really want to.
And if you were a survivor in the southwest corner of Blesley Mall, Sven is pissed at you right now. Yeah, I'm talking specifically about you, asshole. You were the one who insisted on standing with the other 140 cattle while about 30 people total tried to defend the other three corners. It's your fault, jackass, and also I don't like your shirt. It makes you look fat.
Sven's Brief Guide to the Securing of Nasty Places
1. Barricade to at least VSB, higher if possible, but don't go too high if you're at an entry point. Don't want no mo' zeds coming in.
2. Heal: yourself first, other people when you can. It's polite.
3. Kill zombies. Pow! Headshot!
4. Dump those bodies. Wash your hands afterwards for sanitary purposes.
5. Fix up damaged goods. And that means repairing/fueling generators and radio transmitters, you filthy scumbag.
6. Search for whatever supplies you might need, guns, ammo, FAKs, beer, etc.
7. Go home and go to sleep. Home is somewhere without zombies in it...which could be here, but if it isn't, go somewhere else.
Go!
--Sven Olsen 21:17, 11 September 2007 (BST)
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