User:SuicidalSnowman/Shaku Tarsonis

Short Bio: Not much is known about Maxwell "Shaku" Tarsonis. A member of the Craske Building International Playboys, and for a short period, the Mercenary group The Dresden Death Dealers, he dedicates his life to drinking, gambling, the cleaning and usage of a pantheon of weapons, bawdy conversations with his good friend Gomorrah, and flirting with Axes High leader, Claude Garrison, in which he has yet to succeed.

Likes: Beer, Vodka, G!N, Rum, Cocktails (Molotov included), women, weapons, long nights, hard parties, poetry, loud music, dancing

Hates: Cheap booze, STDs, PKers, GANGBANGZ, Jackie Chan, hangovers