No Escape
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| No Escape | |
| Abbreviation: | NAH AZGHA!B |
| Group Numbers: | Peaked at 52. |
| Leadership: | Communal |
| Goals: | To feed on the followers of Escape and everyone else who hangs around there |
| Recruitment Policy: | Eat harmanz in and around Ellicott and you're in. Wearing the tag is a nice plus, though. |
| Contact: | Talk page |
A Message from the Cat
Meow! This was so much fun and our objectives were met. I'd like to thank all the feral zombahz who joined the cause, the Feral Undead for helping this kitten find her claws, the RRF, MOB, MotA and all the great hordes of Malton who participated. Thank you for not laughing at this crazy feral kitty and for making this an event to remember. BARHAH FOREVER!! --Red Brinded Cat 21:05, 3 June 2010 (BST)
Who are we?
We're a collective of like minded dumb asses who wanted easy XP and to keep the game from getting better. This is not a group, nor is it a movement. This is just being ignorant to the whole point of the Escape movement.
Where:
No where. It's over.
| The Feeding Zone - Owsleybank
Here is where the foolish dumb asses ruined it for everyone (including them selves). |
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Ellicott Place Railway Station |
What to expect while you're dining:
Lots of trenchiness, headshots and zombies preventing innovation of the game.
Why do this?
Because we did not realize that the Escape movement was to have the game creator update Urban Dead. We wanted easy XP and to be dicks. We ruined the only chance for the game to change for the better. Therefore insuring that this game will forever be the same.
WHY WAS THIS A BAD IDEA?
(Words by Marina)
Because, now nothing will change. The Escape movement was not another role-playing survivor vs zombie event. It was a "role-played" but direct message to the game creator to update Urban Dead and to bring new life and fun to the game. The escapist (both human AND zombie) wanted new stuff for humans and zombies. Stuff like new skills, character types, and other innovations.
We systematically fucked it up for EVERYONE! We are now stuck playing the same game instill we are all sick of playing. If we had not made the "movement", we probably had new skills and more fun snacking on them tasty humans.
Want to Join?
Take our quick, one-question quiz:
1. Do you (your zambah character) wish to eat stupid but tasty harmanz?
If the answer is yes, please do the following:
- Either change your group affiliation to No Escape or
- Indicate your zombie group's interest on the discussion page and
- Shamble your way to Ellicott Railway Station ASAP!
- Feel free to add the template below to your user or group page
The Second Of June (or, "Operation Lemmings")
If When absolutely nothing happens on June 1 the harmanz plan a mass lemming-like plunge to the death. Do not let this happen. Just because their brainz are the size of lemmings does not mean they have to die like them. My zambah brethren, we must save the harmanz from their own folly, this is a waste of food!
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Operation: Lemmings |
| Goodbye, all you people. There's nothing you can say to change my mind. |
Escape Route
Maybe we're just soft hearted zambahz, but for those who really want to escape, we have drawn out a safe, reliable escape route:
Current Target:
The appetizer: Woodborne Building NT [0, 44] is now ruined, well done!
The main Course: Ellicott Place Railway Station [0, 45]has been liberated by zombahz!
Escape has fallen!! Let's all go play with Big Bash 3!!
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No Escape |
| This user ate escaping harmanz. |
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