- Late breaking news! The Humanitive party makes a core campaign promise to PK everybody who does not vote for us — and because of the difficulty in PKing zombies, we'll instead extend the offer to all survivors even if we are not elected.
- You know what to do. Do the right thing. For yourself, your friends… for Malton.
- N.B. Both our distinguished zombie opponents claim not to need your vote. That's right, they DON'T WANT YOUR VOTE. Vote for the platform that knows how to reward their loyal supporters and punish their enemies.
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