User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins

♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥♥ Methinks thine appearance deceives, my fuschia waif, O, that deceit should dwell In such a gorgeous palace! Cutey Snugglekins Player Type PKer Current Bounty 2 Goals Collecting things Likes Kittens, puppies, chocolate, marshmallows, teddy bears, dolls, guns, cricket bats Character Owner Chief Seagull Hi! I'm Cutey Snugglekins, but you can call me cute :) Some nasty people would call me a PKer, but all I do is collect things. There's so many cool and interesting names in Malton and I wanna grab as many as I can - I can't help it if I have to collect em with bullets and stuff. Diary 2 August: Yay! I got my first fan mail! And from one of my collectibles too! Wouldn't it be cool if I got MORE fan mail? I started my own lil section down the bottom of this page so other peeps can leave a massage. Why wouldn't they. After all, they're only human (some barely) and I am the cutest thing in Malton (even if I do say so myself)! 11 July: So I was like chilling in Pegton when some gal comes by and comes at me with all this poetry and stuff. Not quite sure wot it means but it sure sounds like she's sayin I'm cute so I'm adding it to this page. Then I got killed. Bugger. 2 July: Ooooh! One of my collectibles reported me and now I is on the Rogues Gallery. Ummm... hooray? 21 June: Eww! Eww! Eww! That was just gross! I need a shower :( 12 June 2010: Oh noes! 6 June: be nice? I'm always nice! 4 June: my friend Mr Ives said hello again. "Small world isn't it?" as my daddy used to say when he wasn't pis... I mean drunk. Oooh, I mustn't use potty-words, that's SO uncute! 3 June: After spendin wot seemd like ages getting my ammo full again and strainin my poor widdle bwain, I finally decided wot my next collections gonna be... see, Malton's such a gloomy place, all concrete and zombahs and peeple all "Oh why are peeple all shootin each other and stuff?" so I'm gonna find things that make me smile ☺ Cutey luvs u all! Tee hee ♥♥♥ 23 May 2010: Yay! I completed my first collection today! I'm so smart.... I just gotta use my mega brain skills to figure out what I wanna collect next... 28 April 2010: It looks like a made a friend... or is he just comin on to me? 24 April 2010: Oh noes! I gots PKed by one of Topcatz's friends! One of the nice people in the club where I was hangin out revived me tho, so I'm still cute! 19 April 2010: After weeks and weeks of gettin my wicked gun skillz together, I started my first collection today! Collections People who have names wiv cute fluffy (or not so fluffy) little animals in them # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Topcatz Oh Wow! Pyow! 2 rabbit of caerbannog Bunny! Stab! 3 Nurse Fox Fox! Home run! 4 kenshinwolf Wolfy! Potted! 5 Doran Nightingale Tweet! Boom! 6 Squirrely McGee Squiwwel! Pyow! 7 superdog57 Erm... doggy? Pyow! 8 shirley the sheep Baaaa! Pyow! 9 1000 Teddy Bears Cuddles! Pyow! 10 Fish Filet Fishy! Bye! People whose names make me smile # Name Hi! Ta-ta! 1 Allison Wonderland Smiley! Six!!! 2 Ann Archy Smiley! Fore!! 3 Dr Hugh G Rection Fnarr Pyow! 4 Lolcano LOL! Six! 5 cano whupass Happy! Puck off! 6 Hugh Jhasol Rude! Pyow! 7 Miss Elainious Missy! Thwack! 8 Dr I Feelgood Hi! Stabby! 9 Philsoraptor Rawr! En garde! 10 Love letters and fan mail and stuff Dear Cutey Snugglekins, this the Doctor and I am truly sorry for having graffitied on your page but you must understand that you left me no other option. You see, from the moment you so charmingly shanked me in the stomach and left me to die a grim agonising death- I could not stop thinking about your beautiful fluffy face. Never before have I been so smitten with another survivor, let alone one who had PKed me. Alas, for I am now merely a shadow of my former glory condemned to wander these streets as a mindless vagrant, endlessly searching for brains. This however is nothing compared to the pain of not seeing your face. Adieu, listlessly from Doctor I