User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins
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♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥♥
Methinks thine appearance deceives, my fuschia waif,
Some nasty people would call me a PKer, but all I do is collect things. There's so many cool and interesting names in Malton and I wanna grab as many as I can - I can't help it if I have to collect em with bullets and stuff. Diary13 August: You know, I've been thinking. I do a lot of thinking. And today I'm thinking "Malton's so grey and dreary, isn't it?" I need to find some colour to brighten the place up a bit... 9 August: Zoinks! It's a g-g-g-g-GHOST! 6 August: I finished my second collection today. AT LAST!!! 2 August: Yay! I got my first fan mail! And from one of my collectibles too! Wouldn't it be cool if I got MORE fan mail? I started my own lil section down the bottom of this page so other peeps can leave a massage. Why wouldn't they. After all, they're only human (some barely) and I am the cutest thing in Malton (even if I do say so myself)! 11 July: So I was like chilling in Pegton when some gal comes by and comes at me with all this poetry and stuff. Not quite sure wot it means but it sure sounds like she's sayin I'm cute so I'm adding it to this page. Then I got killed. Bugger. 2 July: Ooooh! One of my collectibles reported me and now I is on the Rogues Gallery. Ummm... hooray? 21 June: Eww! Eww! Eww! That was just gross! I need a shower :( 12 June 2010: Oh noes! 6 June: be nice? I'm always nice! 4 June: my friend Mr Ives said hello again. "Small world isn't it?" as my daddy used to say when he wasn't pis... I mean drunk. Oooh, I mustn't use potty-words, that's SO uncute! 3 June: After spendin wot seemd like ages getting my ammo full again and strainin my poor widdle bwain, I finally decided wot my next collections gonna be... see, Malton's such a gloomy place, all concrete and zombahs and peeple all "Oh why are peeple all shootin each other and stuff?" so I'm gonna find things that make me smile ☺ Cutey luvs u all! Tee hee ♥♥♥ 23 May 2010: Yay! I completed my first collection today! I'm so smart.... I just gotta use my mega brain skills to figure out what I wanna collect next... 28 April 2010: It looks like a made a friend... or is he just comin on to me? 24 April 2010: Oh noes! I gots PKed by one of Topcatz's friends! One of the nice people in the club where I was hangin out revived me tho, so I'm still cute! 19 April 2010: After weeks and weeks of gettin my wicked gun skillz together, I started my first collection today! Collections
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