User talk:Two Headed Sex Beast

Woah, a NOOB!

I noticed that you have a talk page and were eligible for being unwelcomed by members of our staff. But, noticing the nature of your contributions, I decided to just point you towards the template itself and offer you enough rope to hang yourself with. Feel free to stop at A/VB if you want to save me the trouble and Arbitration if you want a deeper insight on how the wiki works. Also, use my talk page play with a bus whenever you have any question about wiki technicalities and/or the specific rules that pertain to this particular wiki. See ya in hell!

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-- Spiderzed█ 12:46, 26 June 2011 (BST)