Talk:Jerden Rules Crowbank

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Furst!

Hi Jerden. Y'know, I've read your barely literate group page and I have to say, it's quite endearing. Either you really are just totally inept, from the feeble coat of arms with its awful Google Latin, to the mish-mash of rules and stream-of-consciousness ramblings, or the page is the work of a truly twisted genius. I'm going with the first theory.

Anyway, my friends and I couldn't help but notice your ill-advised challenge to TSI. Let's just say: it's on. It'll be a bit like fighting a one-armed man, ripping his arm off, then beating him to death with it, but hey - it was your shout. May the best group win. Hint: it's not you.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 20:13, 13 October 2012 (BST)

Jerden is everything right about Urban Dead. --Ross Less Ness Enter Stranger... 20:16, 13 October 2012 (BST)
In the absence of Rufus Vanpants, Imma gonna agree with you there.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 17:39, 14 October 2012 (BST)

Watch yourself Jerden. You may think "hey a suburb away should be safe," but you would be wrong. TSI just happens to have a zombie group of many same members, that just happens to be one suburb away, that just happens to eat people who kills their alts. It's totally not zerging or multi-abuse, just coincident. This, of course, ignoring their "former" member who is zerge listed. --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 23:03, 16 October 2012 (BST)

Allow me to provide A Brief History for the Apparently Butthurt (you know, Kirsty, you could always contact TSI or CTD directly if you have a problem, instead of whispering in Jerkoff's ear).
A bunch of us from another internet forum started a load of zombie and survivor characters and the two main groups that formed as a result unfortunately ended up inhabiting the same corner of Malton - long before any of us knew of the Zerg Liste and its 10-blocks rule (which Kevan's own rules don't insist upon, hence we didn't see the problem at the time) - but the roots of TSI in Vinetown, and the Club in Gulsonside, are now far too deep for us to consider moving either group. It would be like the RRF leaving Ridleybank, or Jerden not being an annoying little twerp - unthinkable.
We do try to keep our alts 10 blocks apart but mistakes have been made on occasion and a rotter and one of Brian XIII's nuncios have strayed within roaring bellow distance, which is how one former cardinal was Zerg Listed. Nonetheless, as per Kevan's rules, the two groups do have completely different aims, being pro-survivor/anti-moron (TSI) and pro-zombie dancing (CTD). Naturally, if a breather gets into Clubber (or other zombie group) territory, they run the risk of being eaten (and mocked in fluent Zamgarh into the bargain, and potentially also poked with bananas). It is a zombie apocalypse game after all. Best not to cry when it happens to you.
The former member is just that - a former member. As he's still Zerg Listed, feel free to act as you see fit. No doubt you will also help us rid Vinetown and Pegton of prudence's numerous anti-TSI imposter alts, and blair's griefing rotters, as there are genuine cheat-no-matter-what laugh-in-the-face-of-fair-play zergers around that you might like to get your panties properly knotted over.
Finally, as Jerden was just offed by a TSI member in Crowbank, please let me know if you have a problem with that as well. Meanwhile: TSI 1 - Jerden 0.--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 18:53, 17 October 2012 (BST)
Kirsty, you forgot to mention the part about how TSI are completely inept at PKer hunting, despite claims to the contrary on their group page. If I were a gamblin' man, I'd put my money on Jerden for most personal kills. ~Vsig.png 01:59, 18 October 2012 (UTC)
(Ah, it's turning into a Butthurt Reunion Meeting! How nice for you.) CAR, Cobra, Flowers of Decay etc etc might beg to differ about TSI... if they're being honest. But since when do PKers admit they're useless?--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 04:05, 18 October 2012 (BST)
I'll give credit on the PK hunting, TSI did well as did CtD. When I was shooting TSI, both groups got a few kills on me. As for my original comment, Mallrat: why did you feel the need to repeat what I said without the sarcasm but with some extra explanation? I said you got two groups right next to each other, and they kill the same people (if said people are PKers); you said the exact same thing minus the "just happen to" part. I will acknowledge in that part you did mention the RRF, who are a zombie group that kills any breathers. You did miss the difference that they don't have a survivor group one suburb away. As for CtD moving being equivalent to RRF moving, that is just stupid. RRF has Ridleybank in their name. There are clubs all over Malton, there is nothing about CtD that wouldn't make sense if you moved. You do explain: that now your roots are too deep where you are. I'm glad I've been able to educate you on this issue, but I would have expected you already knew this when your member was zerge listed if not a few years before. It's simply a matter that you like being able to keep your alts close, so they can help each other. Not zerg, but multi-abuse. Your attempts to claim that as anything but are ridiculous and transparent. Most groups that kick out a member who zergs, although if I recall correctly your zerger just left of his own accord, hunt said member if they try to hang around. Because it makes everyone in the group look like cheaters when you are still associating with that member. Then you even justify that zerging as apparently not "genuine cheat-no-matter-what laugh-in-the-face-of-fair-play zergers," which I guess makes it better? Although your zerger had no issue shooting his killer with his other alt almost immediately after dying. I'll be honest, the real surprise to your response was that it didn't end with "bhalls to whalls." --Open the Box Org XIII Alts 22:46, 18 October 2012 (BST)
Hey Kirsty, don't be unfair. Clubbed to Death IS a part of Gulsonside. TSI, on the other hand, could go anywhere. No seriously, Mallrat, move TSI. Try Starlingtown. Or Lerwill Heights. Because the rest of what Kirsty said is true.
That being said, last time the PBTB attacked you guys, it was good fun. Might have to come back someday. --CarelessWill 02:14, 19 October 2012 (BST)
You guys must have caught TSI at a good time, or FOD caught them at a bad time. Because seriously, we went looking for a good fight and instead found...minimal resistence. We were there for about a month and other than a few deaths by McManix here, it was utterly unremarkable. ~Vsig.png 02:47, 19 October 2012 (UTC)
They were good at keeping us dead. Not particularly at finding and killing us, but denying us the opportunity to revive? Oh yes. I give them full marks for that. Quite frustrating, actually, until our reviver woke up and came over. --CarelessWill 03:21, 19 October 2012 (BST)