Club Wadman (Gulsonside)

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Club Wadman
26.05 MHz: "Come to club Wadman for a free drink if you like."
26.05 MHz: "You have booze?! YES"
--VVV RPMBG 19:36, 9 June 2024 (UTC)
Club Wadman

Gulsonside [77,74]

St. Patrick's Church a cemetery Blesley Mall
Train Boulevard Club Wadman Blesley Mall
the Wybrants Museum wasteland Northcote Avenue Fire Station

Basic Info:

  • Clubs are Dark buildings.
  • The usual internal description of a Club reads as follows:
    "…in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor."
  • When powered by a portable generator, the internal description changes to the following:
    "Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers."
  • Clubs can be barricaded normally.

Description

A derelict yellow-stone building with smoke drifting from its roof.

History

The Wadman's original interior

(Please note: the following is for historical interest only. The Club is now under new ownership and is called Club Zedman, a venue dedicated to appreciation of fine disco and the spread of various infections. The only stripping that still takes place here is that of skin from innards.)

Wadman Stripperama is a well known and somewhat notorious strip club favored by high level members of the DEM and MFD.


It has been said that nothing, absolutely nothing, can ever prepare you for the adrenaline rush you will receive on entering Wadman Stripperama for the first time. The hypnotic floor shows and ceaseless wild revelries are not for the faint-hearted!

While the Outbreak and subsequent Quarantine may have deterred a lot of local enterprises, at Wadman Stripperama it's business as usual. Wadman Stripperama is open 24 hours a day and has well stocked bars, a laissez-faire atmosphere and live adult entertainment.

The club is home to many attractive exotic dancers (of both sexes) who can be seen gyrating to the distorted music and revolving spotlights (when the generator is working that is, which is most of the time).

Wadman Stripperama is easy to find, located in the pink Club Wadman building right at the front entrance to Blesley Mall in the heart of Malton's premier entertainment precinct Gulsonside (locals prefer not to use the term 'red light district', it is so out-dated).

Be warned, due to Gulsonside's Pker problems, people suspected of being Pkers are often 'removed' from the club without warning. If you have a checkered history or are a member of a known Pker group enter Wadman Stripperama at your own risk.

Wadman now has its own dedicated radio frequency. You can listen in to soft n sexy sounds (or grossly distorted, when the generator is running) on 28.69 MHz. It's All Nite! All Nude Radio.

Barricade Policy

Gulsonside survivor policy is to keep the Club VSB, as an entry point to Blesley Mall.

Gulsonside zombie policy is to keep the doors wide open, to allow all zombies to attend the 24/7 'Last Days of Disco' festival.