Club Crosland

(97,74) (bic) (statuses) (update) Club Crosland Mallrat TSI TKS CTD 02:23, 25 January 2023 (UTC)

Club Crosland Penny Heights [97, 74] Dunlap Bank Dredge Alley a factory Maddaford Square Club Crosland the Pester Building Shelley Grove School Roberson Library Pyncombes Auto Repair Basic Info: Nightclub. mobile phones, beer and wine can be found inside. Clubs are Dark buildings. The usual internal description of a Club reads as follows: "…in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor." When powered by a portable generator, the internal description changes to the following: "Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over the speakers." Clubs can be barricaded normally.

Description

The classy Crosland VIP Lounge.

A typical suburban nightclub, catering for the lowest-common denominator in any far-flung burb: adolescents on the pull, or looking to score drugs. As such, the club is a dismal combination of tackiness and dreariness, at its worst in daylight and little better at night.

History

Penny Heights entrepeneur and arch-Thatcherite Bruce Crosland opened his eponymous Club in 1987, and for nearly twenty years it dished up an unvarying diet of bland top 40 hits from the pop moppets of the week, while hormone-felled teens engaged in sweaty acts of indeterminate nature in the club's dark corners.

Using the Club's fetid toilets was believed to carry nearly as much risk of STD infection as any of the unsafe practices going on in the club itself. The zombie outbreak has actually improved hygiene standards on the premises.

Barricade Policy

In accordance to the Penny Heights Barricade Plan, Club Crossland should be kept EHB at all times.

Current Status

February 23, 2009 EHB, dark, no transmitter. --Hashk 18:18, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

February 17, 2009 EHB and powered, no transmitter. --Hashk 16:58, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

February 6, 2009 Ruined, generator present but out of fuel. Must refuel to repair. --Hashk 19:36, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

July 13, 2008 VSB, Power, Transmitter=27.11--Dr Mycroft Chris 22:28, 13 July 2008 (BST)

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