User:Jay dark one/Hamsters on a bed of nails show

U.D. Radio's most un-famous talk show station since the quarantine with humorous and occasionally real news. each few days a new show will be added in script format from your host Bleexal.

SHOW 1

Bleexal: Welcome to the very first episode of...THE HAMSTERS ON A BED OF NAILS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! I'm your host Bleexal. Now before we start the show let's go to Jay with the survivor report.

Jay: Well there are still some.

Bleexal: That's good now the zombie report with Michael.

Michael: Me eat your brains.

Bleexal: Sounds good to bad your restrained.

Michael: *Growl*.

Bleexal: Ha ha ha now for our first guest, jay bring him out.

Jay: We don't have a guest.

• silence*

Bleexal: No seriously bring out the guest.

Jay: We really don't have one.

Bleexal: Well then who am i going to interview?

Jay: I dunno.

Bleexal: Wait i'll interview you.

Jay: Wha...

Bleexal: So survivor Jay what do you do for fun in malton?

Jay: Well there isn't really much time for fun when every day is a struggle to stay alive.

Bleexal: Alright what about the zombies?

Jay (cautiously): What about the zombies?

Bleexal: What's your relationship with them?

Jay: Well they try to eat me and i blow their heads off?

Bleexal(skeptical voice): That's all?

Jay (confused): Yeah why...

Bleexal: Well it's just...

Jay: Wait are you implying that i-

Bleexal: Well that's our show folks see you tomorrow.

Jay: No wait this isn't over what were you-

• transmission ended*

(disclaimer: this page should be considered a parody of radio talk shows and will be heavy with U.D. and zombie related jokes if you lack a sense of humor go away any editing done without a given reason in the talk page will be considered rude and i will take immediate action EG. crying or much more likely the severing of one or more of your limbs)