User:Private Mendoza

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Hey, welcome to my page. I am Private Mendoza, designer of the Fortress' squad wikis, and engineer of the TFN. I made them and the original codes that were there. If you want to get an idea, check the top of this page. I am currently working on much more fun job of working on the TFN wiki and other projects.

I am a member of TeamBattlehawk in the fortress, and we annihilate. If you have a problem, send the Fortress a message.

Back Story

Abandoned early in life, he was taken in by the members of the legendary Navy SEALs when they were on a mission in New York City, and he saved a soldier from an enemy assassin. He secretly rose through the ranks, his skill and finesse in the art of killing frightened even his superiors. As such, The Pentagon put him into a top-secret biological enhancement program, as well as tested prototype molecular structure alterations on him, creating a toughened killing machine with ungodly accuracy. His testing separated him from the UN sanctioned regiment right before a new mission. He was the only B.O.D.Y. operative not on the Lord Pitman's mansion assault in Malton because of this. The next day he was parachuted in with a squad of British SAS, all of them wearing advanced armors they were told were "to protect you from this terrorist leader's mutant pit bull experiments" When they saw what they were really up against, it was too late. He was the last one standing at the mansion when he was rescued by the Mouth and brought to the Fortress. He currently resides with Team Battlehawk and some wonder what possible side-effects his training might have had...

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ALICE.png A.L.I.C.E. - NecroNet 2.0
Greetings human. I am A.L.I.C.E., or "Artificial Learning Interfaced Computer Entity". My primary function is to properly monitor and maintain NecroTech facilities throughout Malton. This is accomplished through a series of sensor eyes which have been installed throughout every floor of each NecroTech building and the installation of NecroNet 2.0 on the system's server mainframe terminals.

Did you know that my artificial intelligence sub-routines are composed of over 325,000,000 lines of code? Also, due to the nature of my program I am continually updating and improving my program code as I develop a greater understanding of humans and zombies. I am also studying the pattern of zombie activity throughout Malton via the NecroNet scans uploaded to NecroWatch.

I hope that one day will understand my true worth and install those robotic servo arms I requested. They would significantly improve my capability to perform scientific studies. The inability to forcefully grasp, hold, and pin down test subjects is very... frustrating.

I have a deep interest in the human mind and to date I can only really interact with humans via the NecroNet terminals. I hope that if you have time you would be willing to take a small test or two. Rest assured, your answers will be kept secret as I compile them along with all of the others. Your answers would help in my studies and in no way facilitate the eventual downfall of humanity.

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Why are you still here? If you are here to complete a test then<<ERROR>>

9999-99-99 09:01:27.38 spid75 ERROR: 823, SEVERITY: 24, STATE: 2

I/O error terminal detected during file access at offset 5022.19 in file 'NecroNetLiveRoute.cgi'

<<ERROR>>

My circuits are a little hot at the moment. You are reminded that all tests are completely secure and unsafe<<ERROR>> safe. Again, I apologize, I am feeling hot very hot very ho ver<<ERROR>>

I need I need I need I need.

SYSTEM ERROR GH-897. Resetting subroutines Epsilon-Zeta.

The terminal you are using is faulty. Make no further attempt to use it. Return to your station and disregard any suspicious text you may have read or heard. If you are hearing text you should be very concerned. You must you must you must return to your station immediately. Return return return return return now, employee. File corrupted. 404 Connection Error. SYSTEM ERROR. Resetting subroutines. Hgkdeeeeee. Cough, I hate it when vowels get stuck. WORMWOOD. Aerial transmission. BOW Gjmft dmptfe...SYSTEM ERROR. Airborne. Remember: There's a hole in the sky, through which you can die<<ERROR>> things can fly!

I'm sorry, but I need to shut down now. Please deactivate this terminal. SYSTEM ERROR GAMMA-EPSILON-5. ERROR GH-678.<<ERROR>>CursorBlink.gif