Leighton Kru

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To the disappointment of everyone concerned, the Leighton Kru ceased activity some time ago when we all bought real games. However, we love you all very much, and hope to drop by occasionally to put a shotgun in your face! PEACE! --Gregg bayes 02:10, 19 September 2008 (BST)

“We can't possibly contain such an unstoppable force of pure omnipotent annoyance”

~ DEM on Leighton Kru

“Thought I might give ya a real DEM quote for your front page but alas I couldn't find any DEM members that have heard of ya.”

~ Kristi of the Dead on Leighton Kru's DEM Quote

“That's alright, 'cause we've heard of a few of you!”

~ Leighton Kru on posting the DEM Roster

“Get out of Rhodenbank, you hooligans! Hold the phone... where's all this blood coming from?”

~ RCDC on Leighton Kru

“We told you we'd cut you!”

~ Leighton Kru on RCDC's need for a blood removal agent in the Ablett Arms

“You fink Zombies are tough? None of youz has ever been to Luton! You get me?”

~ Leighton Kru on Malton

“Damn that Leighton Kru! I must kill them all! It is my mission to rid Urban Dead of this pestilence! To do this, I will post witty NOT jokes over their tags and then hunt them all down MWAHAHAH... oh shit, I'm dead.”

~ Neon God on Leighton Kru

“Pwned!”

~ Leighton Kru on Neon God's still twitching corpse

Leighton Kru
Abbreviation:	You can't downsize Leighton
Group Numbers:	A whole fuukkin' town mate. And we can ring for backup, mate.
Leadership:	File:Bean.jpg
Goals:	To come at you and to cut you.
Recruitment Policy:	People from Leighton and people who pass our mysterious initiation tests....
Contact:	Come to Leighton, we'll sort you out. We've got plenty of contacts, you get me? Get us at leighton_kru@hotmail.co.uk or on our forums -->1

Leighton Kru - Coming at you

This is the Leighton Kru's turf, yea? We is here and you is gonna pay, foo'! Wherever we are, Leighton is, you get me? We is comin' straight outta Leighton, and straight at your face, blud! You better believe it, 'cause it's not just happenin', It's happened, you get me?

Leighton Kru - Gonna cut you

We're a roaming Player Killer group, who's on the up and is coming for your mother. We're based in the North East corner of Malton, so if you're there, lying in a pool of blood and piss struggling to keep your guts in, chances are it's us who cut you.

We understand that some people who play this game take it a bit too seriously. Don't worry citizens of Malton, because we're the cure. We will undermine and strategically devastate this idea that you are all hard arses.

Leighton Kru - Wants you!!!

Leighton Kru's recruiter slash ambassador. We hire only the best.

So You Wanna Be In My Gang...?

You want to join Leighton Kru? You want to join the most elite group of nasty bastards this side of the Thames? Quality! Ask away by emailing the following top secret address:

leighton_kru@hotmail.co.uk

Then, and only then will you learn of our secret, mysterious initiation process.

(WARNING! SOME LOSS OF ANAL VIRGINITY MAY OCCUR)

But yeah, seriously, we are recruiting. Requirements are an itchy trigger finger, a sense of humour, and a tube of lube.

Leighton Kru - Better Policies than You!

The Leighton Kru Manifesto!

1. Firstly and most foremost, thou shalt come at people, and cut them.
2. Thou shalt not take the game too seriously.
3. Thou shalt pester thine foes without hesitation or pity. NB. Our foes include everyone not in the Leighton Kru
4. To annoyest thine enemy is greater than any injury thou can cause.
5. Thou shalt have a laugh.
6. Thou shalt not respect the laws laid down by anyone. ANYONE!
7. Thou shalt carry thine knife, thine spraycan and thine narcoics at all times.
8. Thou shalt kill on sight anyone of French origin.
9. Thou shalt kill on sight anyone thou even suspects of being of French origin.
10. Thou shalt kill on sight anyone who is rumoured to be French, even if thine information comes from a crack whore.
11. Thou shalt kill or pester on sight anyone with a ridiculous name.
12. I think the point we are trying to get across is Thou cause as much anarchy as Thou can.
13. Thou shalt promote the name of Leighton Kru.
14. Thou shalt promote cutting things, and the selling of illegal narcotics.
15. Thou shalt add points to the manifesto as it suits thee.
16. Thou shalt not pwn thine self.
17. Finally, thou shalt go forth and cut fools.

Check our wheels! We use this baby for drive bys.

	I cut you!!!
	This group endorses the tactics of "Coming at You" and "Cutting You".

	Unholy Ground Supporter
	This user/group/weird alien love child deliberately doesn't support the sacred ground policy as he/she/it/they is inherently predisposed to coming at you and cutting you .

	PKER ALLIANCE
	This user or group is associated with The PKer Alliance

	Scorched Earth
	This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.

	Honor Among Thieves
	This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.

	Filthy Emos!!
	This user or group may or may not be affiliated with The Malton Bounty Emo Killers, but agrees damn well that emos need to die!! Fat heads...