User:Jasonjason/dgw

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Gore Corps Template.jpg Ridleybank Resistance Front
Gore Corps
dgw is a member of the Gore Corps
Banana.gif B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.
Skull1 small.gif Death Cultist
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Dead
This user is a zombie and proud of it.
Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
dgw has PKed more than 219 people.
Pkdaythumb.jpg Death Count
dgw has died 173 times.
dgw
Joined: January 27, 2007
Character style: death cultist
Favorite equipment: claws, pistol, fire axe
Current status: taunting harmanz
Group: Ridleybank Resistance Front
Strike Team: Gore Corps

dgw is the first character I created when I came to Urban Dead. I was born and raised as a zombie, although nowadays I spend much of my time alive. I'm a death cultist. I'll eat your brains when I'm dead, and will shoot you while alive. When I look in the mirror, I see a zombie, even if you see me as a survivor. The needle refreshes my memories of how to do certain things, like freerun through buildings and use guns, but I've spent so much time dead that the craving for brains never seems to go away.


People revived me a lot when I was a babah zambah. I didn't like it that they thought they could tame me by jabbing at me with needles. People suggested that I should get rot, but I didn't want to. About a year ago, I started logging in nearly every day to find myself alive. I was getting randomly revived by survivors, and I was annoyed until I finally looked at my inventory. My previous searches for a flak jacket, long since forgotten, had filled my inventory will guns and ammo. No FAKs, no needles, no toolboxes or generators or any of that survivor crap, just loaded guns and a fuckton of ammo. I don't remember who I killed that day. I enjoyed killing those fools, and just didn't want to stop. I decided not long after that fateful day that I would join the Gore Corps, and I've been having fun with them every since.


I happy whether I'm alive or dead. Most survivors walk to the revive queue as soon as they die, and most zombies want to return to being dead as soon as they're revived. I'm not constrained by my state, and I just keep playing. I don't mrh?, I don't look for a window to jump from, I just keep on killing and smashing things. I love being revived, and I love being killed. I'm effective at killing in both states. I want to see you waste your ammo and needles to change my state.


Gun.jpg zOMG Headshot?
dgw likes being headshot,
and will ?rise for more.
10ksociety.gif 10k Society
dgw is a proud member
of the 10k Society
Passedout.png GKer
dgw is trying to sleep,
please turn the lights off.
Brainpic.png No brain rot?
dgw has brain rot in real life,
so ze doesn't need to buy the skill
Zombiejz9.JPG Honor Among Zombies
dgw rejects HAT policy
and will kill all breathers with glee
ZombieHand.gif Zambahz arrh mah hranz!
dgw has never killed a zombie.