User:Private McKinley/Doctor How

Doctor How Joined: July 3rd, 2007 Character Details: Doctor How Current Level: 32 Character Class: Scientist Favorite Equipment: Syringe Favorite Weapon: Shotgun Backup Weapon: Pistol(BOOM! Headshot!) Current Status: Aliiiiive! Location: The Whitlock Building in Dulston Kills: Huh... Revives: Geez, I dunno! Deaths: Countless, you righteous fascist haters! [/sarcasm] Group: D.I.T.P.S. Famous Catch-Phrase: "Don't do drugs, kids." All about me Who? No, How! Ah, what about me... well I'm a scientist! What? You knew already? I'm wearing a labcoat?! Dammit, what's with that cliched stereotype! "Oh, look! A labcoat must be a scientist!" (Pant pant pant pant) Sorry. What can I say? I hate it when people do that. Anyway, though... where was I? Oh, right, I'm a scientist at the Whitlock Building. Not to mention, I'm a high-level member of W.I.Z.A.R.D. It's inaccurate to say I'm the leader, but in time, who knows? At the moment, I'm sort of the janitor/engineer/diplomat of the group. Fascist! Fascist (fas*cist) [fash-ist] 1. a person that symapthizes in fascism. 2. Doctor How, apparently. Seriously, though. Shut up and look it up in the dictionary. If you're going to PK me, try to be creative, 'mkay? W.I.Z.A.R.D. If you really want information, our Wiki page should be better. But while you're here, maybe I should sum it up? Oh, don't I wish... W.I.Z.A.R.D. is basically a collection of Whitlock regulars, who decided to get together under one banner. The banner of... FREEDOM! Cheezy patriotism aside, we patrol the suburb for PKers and GKers, manage a revive queue, and help keep the Whitlock running. No, you fool! We used to be called W.A.R., which was pretty awesome, but then we found out that we might end up associated with a neo-nazi racist organization. Yeah... we changed names in a hurry. But alas, all good things must come to an end, and WIZARD disbanded in January of 2009 after a series of devastating zombie rapings and idiotic PKer attacks left the group pretty much shattered. Templates! Scientist This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone. NecroWatch This survivor is a NecroTechnician who works with NecroWatch to monitor Malton's NecroNet system. This survivor has proven to have dedication in the pursuit of truth and knowledge. Give Fascism a Chance This user or group, while not necessarily fascist, is at least open minded about the issue. Vigilance This user or group is trying to defend Dulston! Member of the Dulston Alliance Doctor How is a member of the Dulston Alliance and shall protect the Northeast from all manner of invaders.