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The PKer Alliance
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Leadership: Cooperative conglomeration of members of the most powerful Pker groups in Malton.
Group Numbers: 80+
Goals: Crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Recruitment Policy: Must be a member of an independent PKer Group.
Contact: Duke D'oeuvre, "DT", or our forum

Announcement: The PKA forum is now offering to host forums for new PKer groups who need a place to chat. This is beneficial for new groups because it not only takes all the hassle out of setting up a forum for your group, but it also means your group will remain tightly knit with your allies in the PKA. For more information, see this thread.

Are You A Wayward Murderer?

The city of Malton is full of bounty hunters and groups devoted to eliminating our kind. Many a murderer would perform his art and then find himself waking up to a bounty hunters shotgun. Groups who sought vindication from others who had wronged them faced reprisal from all sides. Indeed, it seemed as though there was nowhere to turn if you had chosen or been forced into a life of slaughter. That is why we gathered together. We now stand together, united, to turn the hunters into the hunted and to strike back at those who would wish to eliminate our way of life. If you are a cold hearted killer, a freedom fighter, or just a regular Psychopath, come and stand beside us. Show all of Malton the strength and fury that lies within a murderer's heart.

Can you dig it?!

Look what we have here before us. We've got the Creedy Guerilla Raiders sitting next to Pathetic Bill. We've got the Amish Liberation Front, right by the Philosophe Knights. No one is PKing other PKers. a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be. You're standing right now with 40 pkers from 10 groups. And there's over a 40 more. That's 80 hard-core members. 120 counting affiliates, and 400 more not organised, but ready to fight. 520 soldiers! There ain't but 500 police in the whole town. Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Now, here's the sum total. One pker alliance could run this city. One PKer alliance! Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could pk the revive clinics, the bounty hunters, because we got the malls, suckers. Can you dig it? The problem in the past has been the bounty hunters turning us against one another. We've been unable to see the truth, because we've been fighting for ten squares in a suburb - our suburbs, our little piece of suburbs. That's crap, brothers. The suburbs is ours by right because it's our turn. All we have to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one suburb at a time. Secure our malls, secure our suburbs, because Malton is all ours.

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The PKer Alliance

Yes, your worst nightmares are now realized. We are here. We are organized. We are coming to your suburb soon. In fact, we're probably already there. PKers are sick and tired of the discrimination. We ARE the third group in Malton. Get used to it. Submit to us, or be destroyed by us. The PKer Alliance is comprised of members of the most prominent PKer groups in Malton.

Among the groups represented in our Alliance include:

The PKer Alliance

15th Black Crusade + Amish Liberation Front + Assassins of Fire

BoSs + Brotherhood of the Reckoning + Creedy Guerilla Raiders

The Church Of The Beyonder + DORIS + Escendo Numerus

Fight Club + GCM Radical Redeemers

Knights of the Temple of the Shrike + Late Night TV Crue

Leighton Kru + The Malton Bounty Emo Killers + Malton Mob

The Malton Vietcong + Mmm Braanz Tahr + Pathetic Bill

Philosophe Knights + PLFG + Pumpkin Pedophiles

Revenge + The Skorpions + Spartans + S.I.N

The Sith Lords + The Streltsy + The Super Six'es

Up Against the Wall Motherfucker + 3000 Unit


Our enemies are many (you think?). They include many of the most discriminatory and self-righteous groups in the city. Among our most favored targets include:

Cults' Corpses

Creedy Defense Force

Fascist Pig Hunters

Dunell Hills Police Department



The Imperium

Iron Cross Brothers

Knights of St. Jude

Pennville Freedom Movement

Malton Civil Defense Unit

Malton Fire Department

Malton Police Department

The Burchell Arms Regulars

Some history

July 7th, 2006

We are pleased to announce the long overdue fall of the great Fort Creedy. The Alliance of the PKers of Malton plunged the city into further chaos with the overthrow of the Creedy Defense Force (CDF), sending them scurrying to Giddings Mall for safe haven. Zombie forces quickly took advantage of the absense of the CDF and took up residence within the shattered fort. The PKer Alliance threw a massive kegger in a forgotten warehouse near Giddings Mall afterwards in celebration of the grand victory over self-righteous imperialism.

October 2006

The PKA continues to grow at a rapid pace. We continue to gain new members almost daily. We recently have had issues with spies attempting to infiltrate us to make us weaker. Our enemies have grown to fear the power of organized PKers and resort to dishonorable tactics to gain an advantage over us. We have flushed more spies though (mostly CDF) than any group in Malton. Thanks to the the coordinated efforts of many of the PKer leaders, we have managed to rid ourselves of the worst of the worst. Spies are hereby put on notice, you will be caught and dealt with, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you will be exposed.

December 2006

The threat of hackers closed out the year 2006 at PKA. Among the victims were the Creedy Guerilla Raiders who lost their entire forum. Support from the entire PKer community though was enormous and soon the CGR was quickly back on it's feet through coordination efforts at PKA.

December also saw Pker revolution known asThe Christmas Rising in Shackelville

January 2007

The new year saw our membership level top 100 PKers. We have recently added members of DORIS and Cybeles' Children to the growing ranks of PKA. Cooperation and morale among PKers remains high, and prospects for city-wide domination remain higher than ever. We also saw the return of our beloved founder, Coil Snake after a six month absense.

February 2007

The Trophy Game The first round of the PKA exclusive Game ends with Johnny Reb (13.100$) in first place and hashissiin (10.900$) in second place.
3. Pathetic BiII (7700$), 4. SharkSkinMan (3100$), 5. Headless Gunner: (2200$), 6. D4rkness (2100$)
Bodycount: 74, Collected Items: 104, Cash: 39.100$

Valentine's Day Many members of the PKA, together with Red Rum and other PKers, celebrating Valentine’s Day in Bale Mall.

March 2007

The Ides of March The PKA was celebrating The Ides Of March in Ackland Mall.

April 2007

The PKA moves into Rolt Heights for some Fun and games

October 2007

The PKA assembles at Hildebrand Mall in Roftwood and butchers the population during the Samhain Slaughter.

December 2007

The members PKA celebrate Christmas early in Fort Creedy's gatehouse in Pitneybank and slaughters the residents of Creedy during the Silent Night Slaughter.

February 29th, 2008

The PKA gets together and slaughters survivors in West Grayside's Clapton Stadium and Pole Mall.

December 31st, 2008

The PKA isn't adding news updates to this page any longer. Up-to-date information on the activities of groups in the PKA can still be found on their individual group pages.


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This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

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This group is under the protection of the Malton Mob