DORIS

Democracy of Resensitized w/ Interesting Sigs
Abbreviation:	DORIS
Group Numbers:	Exclusive
Leadership:	Pluto, Steve Irwin, Saddam Hussein, Charlton Heston, and Georgie Carlin
Goals:	Spread the Will of the Populat
Recruitment Policy:	Support DORIS' and Resensitized's goals
Contact:	The Populat

The Will of the Populat

Article 1 -The Democracy Of Resensitized w/ Interesting Sigs (henceforth known as DORIS) only recognizes the existence of the Resensitized forum and its members. Any other presence will be regarded as hostile and dealt with immediately with force.

Article 2 -DORIS will fight for the populat’s rights and safety and only for the populat’s rights and safety at any cost. DORIS will never rest while an enemy to the populat remains, regardless of territory boundaries.

Article 3 - Land claimed by DORIS will be used only by DORIS and no one else. Any infringement on DORIS’ right to land will be treated as a hostile threat. The Sovereign state of DORIS will be subjected only to DORIS rule and be under the jurisdiction of no other presence. Entry into the Sovereign DORIS nation for any purpose will be treated as an act of war by the Populat.

Article 4 -The Populat of DORIS has final authority and the only authority.

Article 5 - DORIS is endowed with the right to annex any lands it sees fit for the good of the Populat.

Article 6 - To provide for the common defense and the general welfare of the sovereign state of DORIS, the Populat shall bear arms as it sees fit against their enemies.

Article 7 - DORIS shall document aliens eliminated by the Populat.

Article 8 - Those who have died in service to the Populat are honored as Martyrs.

Article 9 - The Populat recognizes Pluto as the ninth planet of our Solar System.

Article 10 - The Populat recognizes Yagoton as the rightful home of late Steve Irwin and will evict all who stay.

Article 11 - The Populat recognizes WarpedMinded as a douche bag and shall execute him accordingly.

Article 12 - The Populat recognizes Dulston as New Baghdad, the sovereign nation ruled by our King, Saddam Hussein.

Article 13 - The Populat shall honor all groups that have fallen, or that have been forced into retirement by DORIS.

Article 14 - The Populat recognizes the promotion of Global Warming in Santlerville and that all Envriomentalists are Eco-terrorists.

Article 15 - The Populat recognizes Charlton Heston as the Messiah from the NRA, and the Son of Pluto.

Article 16 - The Populat recognizes Lockettside guilty of prying the guns from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands and will return them by force.

Article 17 - The Populat recognizes George Carlin as the first Saint of the Sons of Pluto.

Article 18 - The Populat recognizes Team Zombie Hardcore of North and South Blythville responsible for silencing Saint George Carlin and his filthy mouth and will respond with violence.

Ultimatum for the Independent DORIS state of Grigg Heights

August 13, 2006

Article of the First Grigg Heights is the Sovereign territory of DORIS, and of no other party.

Article of the Second DORIS will have the final and only word on all Grigg Heights affairs and events.

Article of the Third Grigg Heights belongs only to DORIS, and any other group or individual in the suburb will be terminated.

Article of the Fourth Any incursion into Grigg Heights for any purpose by a non-DORIS force will be considered a hostile act.

Article of the Fifth Anyone not from DORIS in Grigg Heights must be a Son of Pluto or a Pluto Cultist. Entry while not one of the two will be considered an act of invasion.

Ultimatum for the Steve Irwin Statue of Yagoton

September 9, 2006

Article of the First Yagoton shall be bulldozed and rebuilt as a giant Statue of Steve Irwin.

Article of the Second DORIS and carefully selected construction workers shall be the only ones allowed in the contruction zone.

Article of the Third Hostile acts upon construction workers and DORIS soldiers will be considered an act of war.

Article of the Fourth Under no circumstances may a DORIS member be reported for murder while constructing the Steve Irwin Statue.

Ultimatum for the WMD Inspectors in Dulston

November 6, 2006

Article of the First Dulston shall evacuate all weapons inspectors and infidel soldiers. Only DORIS soldiers are allowed.

Article of the Second Dulston shall now be known as New Baghdad.

Article of the Third Until Saddam is released from jail DORIS members will execute weapons inspectors and infidel soldiers.

Article of the Fourth If Saddam, our King of New Baghdad, is killed then war shall be declared

Ultimatum for the Global Warming of Santlerville

August 30th, 2007

Article of the First Santlerville shall turn over the Beavers and their Stingray allies.

Article of the Second All green house gases shall be pumped into the atmosphere.

Article of the Third From this moment on all forms of Ozone is illegal.

Article of the Fourth Global Warming shall be promoted in the suburb until the land is on fire.

Ultimatum for the Gun Control Activists of Lockettside

April 6th, 2008

Article of the First Lockettside shall return all guns that they pried from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands.

Article of the Second All assault weapons shall be legalized in the suburb of Lockettside.

Article of the Third All stores except the Gun Store in Tompson Mall shall be closed down.

Article of the Fourth The National Rifle Association will take over as the suburb's council.

List Of People Killed In Accordance With Article Seven of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Seven. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.
alex114 autodoc BobArctor x4 bullseye81 x2 Cesia ChemFighter CPTBearZ Danny Floyd x2 Dr. Greene elven healer	farglearghner Ford Perfect Gunther Callahan JakeWeber x4 Joseph Shotgun mlyons20 Moses McGee Phat Ho Ransai rickgrimey x3	scogeek Sgt Bob Bentley Simpson Banks Snodrop Son of Kronk The Shack Tom Purvis Ugly Mike wiltedtigerlily Zagy0

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Ten of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Ten. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.
a corpse of course Agent of Log Alevins5 x4 Ali Sunderland x2 angelknight2 Azrael O'Brian Bash Moon Berne Beyond Frosty Bluemofia Bokatu Bruce Springsteen Camuel Beau Pre Captain Flutergork cody6 x4 Common Tao x3 Danethepirate Dark Fury DavidKing Death Bee Doctor Avatar Dog Warrior dorkface Doubler x2 Dr Puffnstuff Duke Avatar EchoDoc Electric Eddie Eric Eisenstein x4 erik hinske Erik Navkire fagboy fdsaaaa Feral Undead ff1 fienom Firebug Benway fish of lord Frank Stege Garlic Juice x2 Gasbandit girltrauma x5 Goatsniper	Guy Montag III Half and Half x2 Head Masher Heintze Him Ik housby Huntz IceStella Jacob CL Jason Banner Jeffslayer Jellybuttons Jhon Graves John Titor Was Right joserph JRoss K1LL3R Keiyo Killek Koryr l3lazester x2 Last Chance Curzon x2 lerix123123 Lucien Caldwell x5 Luigi Galleani Martin Sorenson Mary Mandolin Matawki MedicAlan MicSwimming midoribitatsu x2 Miikro mm1229 mofolover Morth Babid x3 Mousekewitz Mousepq Musur x2 My Boomstick nebnet Ni Hao NKisLOVE	Nukem Nuwar2 oden184 OmniHealer On Error Resume Next Orie Shizuoka x4 Pandabot PHADE to black PrivateAlan x2 Psyche Maxwell RobScarlett Ron Burgundy Ryan anthony Sad Sack Sam Hammett saxon Scratch'nsniff Selyae Sgt Chip Saunders x3 Shadus Vorsand ShaZibby Shinjai Sigourney Weaver Sir Bird Sky Lukewalker The Silver Shining Sudha Kunjitapatham tink1098 Triler Trun Tyler Durden Ulfr Stevens Van Raily WarpedMinded x8 WhiteShirt William Moody Witherned Cowers wwhrex wwhrex2 x2 Zack1212 Zerokool Zombie Marcus

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Twelve of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Twelve. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.
Ahking ahzid Aidan Bloodbeard ArgentTheReefer Atryom Blue Command Vic x6 Blumonk butterofchaos Cheese N Rice x5 chewysun Cobra Guardian colin the brave ass damnsomatic x2 Dark Darla DaStud Dave161 David Suzuki x3 DocCivil Dohlyak DORISbountyhunterx3 Elmore Nkele Enid Blyton FirePooter FishOutOfWater F Nietzsche FuzzyGoadKicker Gabriel McCue georgiedm Gerald Mires godsonlyhope x2 Gomez DeValera Grasss Greg Host hairy armpit x2	Harvey Manfold Heiki x2 Hells Fargo x2 HM Murdock42 Hunter Silver iamgays Icewater10 Jake Bettermaker Jc23 josh mooney Juju Zagyg kamakazi213 x2 kammler kilton Knowles Korwyn Blaze Krimsin x 2 Kuba Z lalalalalalalalalala Lars Brooks Lord Grimm Lord Lucan x3 Lucas Blacke number 13 Maggotyface Martin Wieslaw Mashiara Master B8 MrDamnclem x2 muellerhighlife neoman91661 Nung Officer Jesse Officer Murphy x6	olds school killa5 OmegaLord patrice7 Plorg private000 x2 Professor Wesker pvt murry Ram Rock Ed First Richard Bagh RobertKidder rock89 Sephiroth Wolfe Shotgun Ed x5 Skill Master Sobin Spamman4587 Susanne Test Scout The Bad x2 The Good TheHeadHunter tonysk x4 Track Attacker tweekzilla Two Gun Slim Tyrone Majors Vaccinator VI Lenin WarpedMinded x5 xDarkstalkerx XXumbie Xyin chaser zarathrustra daemon Zedcleaver277

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Fourteen of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Fourteen. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.
Adian Pryde And89 boldfaceps cecil f crazylilvietguy dipcup Downinflames DrMcScientist Galahan Gladeon GlasgowKid Hymen Goldsilver I'm Huge jacoblp2 Jadis Blue Jasper Killroy Jaume Ramon Mercader	John Viper Joshua Ford Kalyar kill02kill leightonkruaregay Linus the Turtle LoiN Meriale x2 MichaelRead x4 mrcatbert Old Castro PaybackX REJEK MGB Sexy Rexy Grossman Shark Bait Slift x2	Spilled blood sqrpio12 StrayZombie Swamp Thing Swedelandish TheCatt Tindalos x2 TuucciZ x2 Vaccinator x2 Veverita Bc Victoria Santuse Walter Bosserman Will Fresh wishbone101 x1x1x1 Yanoss

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Sixteen of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Sixteen. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.
Adrian Sayre Adrian Tariq Aesir Motz Alexander Turpin Alario Schiavone x2 ANGST74 a random mall cop Blahsablah bldude Bogdanit bomber X Brethren Moonshine chief of police Chucked Classified 001 Cugel1234 darkest demon darkwolf18 Deadie Fiddler 1 Doctorhide Doctor Oct Doctor R1 DolceFarNiente DrEmma Dr Leumas Dr V0rance Dusty Pan x2 emighFalcon Emmalina Eric Zhan Falcon Talon	Fuchew Furby of Doom GG Gaiaa greenspan gtub gurlgoinghost Harridhan Henry Fish Humbert VonGikkingen Jack Kevorkian Jr Jahnke JD Turk x3 Jett Black Johnny Bartlet johnnyjueves JOJOBASS x2 Jordan San Kang Keqing kauff killah5000 Kommandant Felix Kurt Rogers Lare Mone leftover ap nt Lyms Major Dick malavida maodafireguy Maximillian Verus McNut Moses Black	Mr Damage Muzhlan Nekey Nomada asesino ooplains Patrick T Mann Presea K rastmajer Revivotron2000 Roy Parkinson x2 Samson Neville santanicturkay Seighard Selector shadowmarshal Sharada skubrick Stephen Coppins x3 Steve Costigan x2 Stoza Strayla Subject 667 Techewan Tedward Wilsonn Tosho tr1gg3rs3r1ou5 Twangtwang vawa Vercingetoriks x2 Whatever Higgins WillOrWon't

List of People Killed in Accordance With Article Eighteen of the Will of the Populat

The following people have been slain at least once in human form and shall be listed under the law of Article Eighteen. It will be continuously updated when others are executed for their crimes.
Alexander Karelin BuckNaked Jihad Chris Cro x2 dont shoot im stoned x2 duke cage Envysama gabde2 headlessagnew	Iamthesuicider Jason Fitch jedifan John Cannonfodder Jsrbrunty junkie512 x2 Konstantin Livet Laylo	Leroy Flowers MaddMudd Morris O'Brian x2 Papa Nixon x2 Phoenix Felor PyroSpartan145 ScotW

List of Martyrs In Accordance With Article Eight

• Smoked, mobbed by Bagman, rickgrimey, and ickle while on patrol.
• Clobber Girl, executed in her sleep before she could even do battle.
• Xoid, kidnapped and murdered by Half and Half.
• Spad, shot to death while trying to stop an evil plot to blow up the world.
• Pluto, removed from the list of planets by the International Astronomical Union.
• Technerd, Murdered while gathering first aid kits... by the pervert named WarpedMinded.
• Tanenbaum, killed in an incident of friendly fire.
• Anime Sucks, crucified for worshiping Pluto while carrying out virginity inspection in His name.
• Steve Irwin, died of a broken heart when long time ally, The Stingray, turned on him. Steve ascended to sit at the right hand of our beloved Leader.
• Canderous Ordo, fell to the hands of the Sith Order66.
• Saddam Hussein, hung when confused with Amazing. We tried to warn him about the dangers of turning into a beard'o.
• Global Warming, prevented by Al Gore right when burning fossil fuels was at its high.
• Charlton Heston, guns pried from his cold dead hands.
• George Carlin, silenced to death for his filthy language.
• Michael Jackson, framed for child molestation.
• Billy Mays, murdered for spreading the word of Pluto.