Talk:DORIS

Stupidity will be removed. Examples of stupidity are listed below. These are exagerated. A lot. See if you can recognise who made the comments that came off like these:

Examples of stupidity: "dud! !1111 !1! how do u mak dis internets work?!!11?/."; "im lyk 13 yrs old but i lyk no more then u cuz i lyk no stuff lyke speelin. u cant speel atall."; "i lurve geting my fudge packed in mai tite litle brown i."; "Mai penis is dwarfed by Pluto's size"

Dulston Destruction Tour: Freedom to New Baghdad!

Too long have you, members of DORIS, faced oppression from the Dulston Alliance. Now, we are uniting an army to help your noble cause, and ask of you to allow us into New baghdad to help your noblest of causes. FreakyM 16:13, 28 April 2007 (BST)

Permission granted--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 01:23, 1 May 2007 (BST)

As the first was taken too seriously...

I'd like to join, if I may.

--SoCK puPpET 18:09, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Uhm.... you gotta be a member of Resensitized to be a member of DORIS--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 18:31, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Done! I've a [profile] as well...(Gage seems to have taken my post seriously--Gage, it was satirical.) --SoCKo! 18:42, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

:)

Pluto, removed from the list of planets by the International Astronomical Union. -love it! Karloth vois ^RR 23:08, 25 August 2006 (BST) (can't wait until even this is spammed to death with junk by Jackson 5...)

Lolwhut?

Can I hop on this bandwagon?--Admiral Ackbar ^{U! WTF} 23:17, 31 August 2006 (BST)

Yes. Join here. http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php --Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt!} 23:21, 31 August 2006 (BST)

Done--Admiral Ackbar ^{U! WTF} 23:32, 31 August 2006 (BST)

hey, how bout not attacking random zeds... assholes--cody6 22:27, 10 September 2006 (BST)

God forbid people actually play the game, ya know... survivors vs zombies.--The Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Talk | CC CPFOAS DOЯIS Judge LOE ZHU} 04:27, 11 September 2006 (BST)

What is with this page and attracting idiots? That comment's got to be a keeper. Karloth vois ^RR 18:28, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Me or Him?--The Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Talk | CC CPFOAS DOЯIS Judge LOE ZHU} 22:45, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Him! (sorry, posting like that did make it look like I'd replied to you instead) Karloth vois ^RR 23:09, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Laffo! Then yes, I agree with you!--The Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Talk | CC CPFOAS DOЯIS Judge LOE ZHU} 03:50, 12 September 2006 (BST)

Well, it IS run by them. --Krimsin 05:12, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Do what is who now?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 06:07, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

The alien-monekey shaolin monks.(I seriously gotta stop watching sci-fi before bed time...) --Jenx 22:10, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Who are you and why are you replying to something that's almost 3 weeks old?--_Vic D'Amato__Dead vs Blue_ 22:12, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Because he can--Richard Gray 02:15, 25 June 2007 (BST)

I see what you did thar. --Cyberbob ^U! 02:40, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Explain Please? Unless your talking about below in the Dulston Alliance section, then yeah, I did that, so? Its just a game. --Richard Gray 01:00, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Hey Bob, I think his own joke went over his head...--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 01:31, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Har. --Cyberbob ^{DORIS CGR U!} 04:50, 26 June 2007 (BST)

What's the lesson here children? Don't take high-end painkillers and then post of DORIS's talk page. lol--Richard Gray 03:29, 12 September 2007 (BST)

Who are you.. and why do you keep eating my dirty underwear?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 04:51, 12 September 2007 (BST)

Examining Mass Murder & PKing as a Mechanic/Social Evolution

Hey there! You may or may not know me from my work with the YRC, but I sure know about you folks. :) As an established group that utilizes PKing, I'd like your help in examing this facinating and controversial development in the game-world of 'Urban Dead'. This won't be a bitch or whine fest about who killed who and the whatnot, just a few curious and honest questions and insights into the world of PKing and Mass Murder! I personally find the whole development facinating, and would like to hear from people who regularly involve themselves in PKing openly. So please! Come and vist the Talk section of the Second Massacre of Yagoton, currently being used to examine the world of murder. I look forward to reading your insightfull and revealing input. --MorthBabid 18:00, 21 September 2006 (BST)

Cybele's Children Says Hello!

On behalf of all of the Children, I would like to extend a hearty hello. So hello from all 1 of us! :) I hope that one day we may meet and work together... Either that, or you avoid taking me out. I'm just a simple psychiatrist trying to advance the presence of women in Malton.
It seems I have a lot of greeting to do, so I may talk to you all later. Until then, *nods her head* Torec _T 20:23, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

A bulk of DORIS members are misogynists. --Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt!} 21:33, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh... *Scratches her head* That would kind of put a damper on things wouldn't it? I wonder why? Torec _T 00:19, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Because we have a gay Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Frank Sinatra, a gay Superhero, an anarchist, Grand Moff Tarkin, and Darth Tater. That's just the way things go I guess. --Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt!} 03:01, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

True enough. A regular cornucopia of unique mental states indeed. If it turns out that your members decide that women aren't that bad a thing, let me know, and we can have some fun together! Torec _T 03:32, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

We always like fun. Fun is all we have in DORIS. In fact...there's a surplus and we're selling it wholesale. Selling it in bulk. We're thinking about opening up a warehouse club so that people can buy it. Are you interested in pking together? Joining? Becoming an honory member? --Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt!} 03:49, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Thank you deeply for your offer, but for now at least I'd like to try my hand at operating and populating my own group. Though perhaps for now I could pick up a club card. The savings you receive by buying in bulk is just too much to pass up, no matter what the commodity. Torec _T-CC 13:02, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Well until your group get's on its feet you are welcome to come and pk with us in Dulston. --Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt!} 17:56, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Remember, DORIS holds key members from all the greatest groups in UD--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 20:51, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Well, that was one of the reasons I contacted your group! Step 1: Show people that you exist. Step 2: Show them what you can do... I'm currently working on the latter, so hopefully the people that know this group exists now will see the kill count going up, and consider joining. One more thing... I've followed both of you for a while (loosely, of course), and am glad to be talking to you, even if it's on my 4th character so far... *grins* Have a good day, and I'll let you know when I swing around to Dulston. Torec _T-CC 01:24, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

If you'd like to contact us more you can on the Rezzens forum. http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php Also, would you be interested in an Interesting Sig? --Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt!} 01:37, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh my, you'd do that for me? I do believe I would enjoy that. In the meantime, I'll look into signing up for resens. Torec _T-CC 02:18, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Ok. Having one is quite simple. On the forums pm me a character name, a description of the character, a title of the populat, and an image to represent that character. Feel free to look at our Signatures page for ideas. --Sonny Corleone ^{WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt!} 04:23, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Haha! I am now an official unofficial member of DORIS. It feels good! I will truly work to earn my interesting signature! Torec _T-CC 18:47, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

You will definitely have fun!--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:02, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

You moved the things to my talk page but it was related they posted condrakes home address at least city and state, that is why I askedJeff Oneil 01:05, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

WTF? --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 01:14, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Don't do drugs, mmkay ?! --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 01:22, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Never mind guys, I know what this stemmed from. This was directed at Gage (he moved some stuff from M/M to Jeff's talk page). –Xoid ^M•T•FU! 01:31, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Drugs are bad, mkay. You shouldn't do drugs, drugs are bad, mkay. Let me tell you about marijuana. Marijuana's bad, mkay. If you smoke it, that's bad, mkay. ...I'm done. Torec _T-CC 05:11, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Just letting you know...

Some guy named Fulluphigh deleted your page, but I put it back. He has a problem with you guys, maybe?--Lachryma 02:56, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Griefers with small penises do that. I reported him. Thanks for fixing it. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!} 02:57, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Too bad about Saddam

Yeah, when you are talking about the 'Well Hung' Saddam,..are you refering to the fact that that fucker is soon to strangle to death on the end of a rope? Pretty soon he will be able to screw Satan, just like in South Park. I look foward to personally reuniting your member with him, IN HELL! (Jack Sorrows, of The Last Stand)—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jack Sorrows (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Looks like you're going to have a new addition to the martyr list soon, huh? What with him about to do the air dance and all. Blue Command Vic ^DvB 19:31, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Wow, you figured it out. You guys are super smart, aren't you?--Gage 04:11, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Hurrrrrrrr.--Absolution 04:22, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

And you are......?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 04:34, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeah... a guy who doesn't know how to use the "sign" button, and the Double XP Day guy--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 04:38, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

And you're the guy with the sig that stretches from one end of your territory in Malton to the other. Actual size, too. Nice work. Blue Command Vic ^DvB 03:20, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I will have you know that his signature is teh awesome!--Gage 03:21, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Vic obviously lusts after the godfather's sig. --Absolution 03:25, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

And he obviously hates kittens!--Gage 03:26, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I coulda made it longer, but Vic's woman woulda got jealous--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 03:26, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Not just his woman, but every woman on the planet!--Gage 03:27, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

... I have to admit, it looks good... *whistles and walks away* Torec _T-CC 01:46, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Can we not talk about this right now? --Krimsin 23:38, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

What do you want to talk about? Grilled Cheese Recipes? Turtles? Maybe the Rulers of my Pants? Gage is the Mayor and Thari is the Sherriff--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:09, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Meh, let him keep his sig. They're the Democracy of resensitized w/ interesting sigs. Without interesting sigs, they're just DOR, and who the hell wants to be DOR?--Krimsin 22:57, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

I'd like to be a DOR. I'd be the bestest DOR there is, yessiree bub! --Dead Man Wade 00:47, 30 November 2006 (UTC)

One question...

What is the deal with the whole Iraq/hitler thing you guys have got going? Is it an old in-joke or something?--Krimsin 08:53, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

We don't have a Hitler thing. We do have a Saddam thing though. We honor important things/people that have died. Steve Irwin and Pluto are some of our other god figures. Honestly? OOC, it is a joke. IC I will kill you if you fuck with Steve Irwin, and you better hand over Saddam! We will kill your weapon inspectors.--Gage 08:57, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Dulston

How about a Cease Fire? We leave you alone to set up New Baghdad with out the killings. You change that Wall of People Killings you have on your front page of all the people you killed in Dulston to a Wall of Honor, Honoring both parties. We leave you alone and you leave us alone, those propaganda videos are hidden from the public eye, and this entire thing forgotten about. Deal?--Richard Gray 03:19, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Dude, we are a PKer group. WTF?--Gage 03:31, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

You can PK people as long as they aren't part of the Dulston Alliance or any member groups that belong to the Dulston Alliance.--Richard Gray 03:42, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

So, you guys are willing to sacrifice the randoms in order to save your own skins? Cyberbob Talk 04:02, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

No, im too busy with my Girlfriend being put into ICU because of a carwreck to lead the forces and their really isn't any point, they want it stopped they can do it themselves.--Richard Gray 04:18, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm sorry to hear about your girlfriend. Are you the same Gray who created those videos that are popping up on youtube?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 04:42, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

I could be the one, but then again I could be, but no, I gave some ideas to that guy, all I know about is one video about the Siege of Richmond Hills and thats it, why are there more? Thx, man. --Richard Gray 02:11, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Woah Woah Woah. What the shit is this? Firstly, Dulston Alliance isn't seeking no peace agreement. We'll keep killing as long as you keep hangin' round Dulston killing us and whoever else. If Viva wants an agreement that's for themselves. Not the rest of the groups. As for the video it was done by Viva and Richard...your name is on it. Hell, my name ended up on it somehow (spelled wrong I might add too). Just wanted to get that straight.--Officer Murphy 1:49am, 13th December 2006

All I know is the video was in very bad taste, and only garnered more support for our side, so... congrats.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 09:36, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

LOL! It may be totally bad taste, but don't get to high on yourselves. You're heads are already easy too hit they're so big. Might want to let some of that hot air out. It's fun battling either way. Nothing else to do up in Dulston. --Officer Murphy 1:49am, 13th December 2006

Lawlz, Lookit ma! The big bad zerger who can't spell said we've big heads! Oooh, we're so insulted. –Xoid ^M•T•FU! 18:30, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Man, you guys ARE pathetic. I'm not even gonna waste my time here anymore with you children. We are on the fucking internet, not like this is going to go anywhere. Besides, I have much more important matters in life (which I have outside of this game) to deal with than hear a group of assholes such as you guys bitching about zerging/pking & and retarded video in an online game. Have a good one and next time maybe think of something a little more original than an insult based on a "zerg claim" or a couple grammar errors. lol...so sad. Happy holidays!--Officer Murphy 9:13am, 13th December 2006

Man, you guys ARE pathetic. Getting all worked up over getting PKed, then trying to pass it off like you're not. Intriguing that you bother to reply when you have "much more important matters in life" to be concerned with. Using the "I have better things to do" then, um, not doing them speaks volumes about you. The age old retort "I have a life!"… no shit, Sherlock. Only question is, who'd ya borrow it off, 'cause you certainly have none of your own, what with all the time you waste on propaganda video production. "Be original"? That's a lark. Do I need to bring up the "big heads" quip again? *rollseyes* Your FlameFu™ is weaker than Carson Kressley's limp wrists. –Xoid ^M•T•FU! 11:16, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Gawd, what is it with these people, they get their panties in a bunch real quick.--Empress of Moldovi 03:13, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

They can't take the heat, Well, Officer Murphy can't... Neither can shacknews, thats why they won't touch New Baghdad--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 10:40, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Man, I love doing that. Joining one side of a Faction then making a video that glorifies the other, hehe, I don't know how many Holy Wars I've started in Nexus Wars doing that. LMAO!--Richard Gray 02:19, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Stop making inane replies to fossilised conversations, please. --Cyberbob ^{DORIS CGR U!} 05:47, 26 June 2007 (BST)

Hrm, It seems that Saddam has been killed as of Sunday.

How will this play out for Dulston? --Joe O'Wood TALK CONTRIBS UD 17:56, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm going to fucking kill you --Bubba Pain

That's nice, but that hardly answers my question. --Joe O'Wood TALK CONTRIBS UD 18:23, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

There will be changes and more information forth coming about New Baghdad--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 18:30, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Just keep it away from me and my men, and we shall have no conflict. Oden184 15:24, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

And you are?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 17:35, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Apparently, he works for the Yagton (yes, thats YAGTON) Revivification Clinic--Empress of Moldovi 19:07, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Does Yagton need our attention again?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 19:59, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

We have never been to Yagton, silly. But we did go to Yagoton, i wonder where this Yagton is....--Empress of Moldovi 20:14, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

I hear it's up by Broke Back Hills... --CaptainM 09:05, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

the flag...

g'day mates. what's behind the choice of flag? is guyana the home of the populat in south america? --alexis 18:17, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

somebody stole our flag?! REVOLT!!--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 01:57, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Revolt? JAFFA KREE! --CaptainM 00:41, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

	JEJ Nomination
	DORIS has been nominated to win the Best PK Group Award.

	JEJ Winner
	DORIS has won the Best PK Group Award.

Dud3, th15 15 4w350m3.--Bagel7 19:42, 7 May 2007 (BST)

DORIS's targets?

As I've been PK'd twice by DORIS, I'm rather curious as to exactly which of your targeted victim-groups I belong to. The only one that seems remotely close is something about environmentalists in Santlerville. Am I right to assume that all scientists fall under this category? Or is there something more subtle? Mr. Canderous Ordo neglected to state the reason for the PK, something that several PK groups do as a rule. Just wondering - it's rather annoying to wake up dead every two days without knowing the reason for it. --Meriale 01:34, 18 September 2007 (BST)

Actually, Meriale is not a scientist, although she's a defender, not an attacker. Which only makes me more confused. --Meriale 01:40, 18 September 2007 (BST)

And I've been killed four times, not two times, by DORIS, if Turkmenbashi is part of your group. Update your count to appropriately reflect my suffering :P --Meriale 02:02, 18 September 2007 (BST)

I'm Canderous Ordo. And all humans are enviromentalists unless they're in DORIS. And Turkmenbashi is one of us. He just doesn't update his kills. So join us and we'll stop killing you. And you get an interesting sig. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS CRF pr0n} 03:26, 18 September 2007 (BST)

That's an interesting point of view >.> Anyway, it's kind of you to offer, but I believe that we humans should be banding together to drive out the undead menace instead of turning on each other. --Meriale 22:55, 18 September 2007 (BST)

Wow...that's gay. I think you should instead join DORIS and kill people for the lulz. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS CRF pr0n} 02:54, 19 September 2007 (BST)

You're certainly entitled to your own viewpoint. Happy hunting? --Meriale 22:53, 19 September 2007 (BST)

Hello...

I think there's something wrong with your wiki page. It might need to be edited or something. May I do it for you?

Whats wrong with it?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 05:52, 24 September 2007 (BST)

It may be my browser, but your wiki page is all screwed up. The navbar gets covered by the group box, which is in the wrong direction... and stuff like that. I'd be happy to post a screenshot. Then again, maybe it's just my browser.

P02 Samuel Talk to me! Stop that asshole!PoleCats

15:35, 24 September 2007 (BST)

It looks fine on mine.--Empress of Moldovi 00:03, 25 September 2007 (BST)

allright. maybe i need to change my browser. let it be known that Internet Explorer 6 sucks! How do I join your group by the way?

P02 Samuel Talk to me! Stop that asshole!PoleCats

13:57, 25 September 2007 (BST)

Head over to Resensitized and check out post under the recruitment board--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 03:20, 4 October 2007 (BST)

Party at the Vagg

The week of October 7^th through the 13^th the Quartly Librarians will be partying in Club Vagg as part of our tour of Malton. As your group has high regards amongst our allies, I would like to extend an invitation to our open-air harman and zambah party. I would consider it an honor if oyu sent a representative. Sir Fred of Etruria

Those Imperial Douches

the Church Of The Beyonder would be happy to help you rid The East of the 40-Gay Imperial homos... we are Jihadding Dull Town for a vial of Our Glorious Pimp-Leader's Jheri Curl Juice there. We can also Commit a few of our Elite The Outsiders

Normally we dont PK but these guys have got to go.

If you could take another sweep through and kill them again, that'd be great. They just shut down a pirate radio station by killing our generator. --Fenian 04:35, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Busy killing AZS. Try doing your own dirty work.--William Told and Co. ^{ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ} 20:47, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

ALLYING REQUEST

GREETINGS FELLOW PKERS

I AM THE LEADER OF THE 3000_unit AND I TOO WISH TO SEE STUPID SURVIVOURS DEAD I WUD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU WOULD ACCEPT US IN AN ALLYING TRUCE. Further Contact May Be Made On http://3000unit.invisionplus.net

JesusChrist 93 11:11, 14 May 2008 (BST)

The irony is killing me. --Cyberbob ^{DORIS CGR U!} 10:21, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Your PK "Allies"

These Mongrels MUST BE STOPPED! They are an affront to Imperial dogma, they hide their numbers! They killed innocent citizens living in Imperial Protectorates, unaffiliated with our struggle in Gibsonton. In response, my men are attacked on all sides by vengeful denizens.[[1]]

Call off your violent lapdogs, or Suffer HIS WRATH! --Chaptermastertyros 00:28, 24 May 2008 (BST) , Blood Angels Space Marines

A question about Article Seven

Hello there, it's Mira Shaw. I'm wondering if it's possible to add a certain person to the list of people killed under Article 14. In the Ultimation for the Global Warming of Santerville it mentions that "Santlerville shall turn over the Beavers and their Stingray allies"... and I'm feeling evil :) PickmansmodeI was impersonating a member of the Dribbling Beavers, so to show the world how pretending to be an enemy is actually a rather bad idea in some cases, could he be added to the list? I just think that it would be more than a little ironic. Also, this is my second time editting the wiki, so I may have made a few formatting errors. --Mallich 14:18, 1 June 2008 (BST)

Talking of irony, yes I am aware that I'm a brainstock user, posting on a page for people who refuse to recognise my existance, instead regarding me as hostile. Also, I'm a bounty hunter commenting on a page for.... let us say "those with a different view about killing". I also know that Article 7 states that "DORIS shall document aliens eliminated by the Populat" rather than "Anyone should document aliens eliminated by the populat"... but I'm hoping you'll make an exception. --Mallich 14:28, 1 June 2008 (BST)

No. We didn't kill him during our event all those months ago. We only document those we kill in the name of the Populat. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 16:02, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Article Eighteen

Dudes, that PyroSpartan145 guy inst TZH, you may want to remove him from your list. --Obi^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 14:43, 29 June 2008 (BST)

Wow, more then a half of your already short list isnt even TZH :/ --Obi^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 10:53, 5 July 2008 (BST)

Invitation

Anarchy International would like to cordially invite DORIS and Friends to this year's annual Punk Fest. We will be kicking off festivities in Ackland Mall on the 18th (of July nonetheless) and will be sure to have lots of music, drugs, sex and of course blood (as advertised). Does Saddam like the sex pistols?

Yours faithfully,

--HighlandZHunter 14:34, 3 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Lockettside but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 20:56, 18 July 2008 (BST)

I'm in Lockettside right now. -- TheUnremarkableHulk 17:08 19 July 2008 (GMT-5)

Thank you for your time. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 16:25, 24 July 2008 (BST)

Invite

The Browncoats would like to extend an invite to this group to join the All Guns A Blazin' Tour. If interested, write back on the Browncoats talk page, or message me directly. You can also message us on our forum found here. Cheers. --Blanemcc 11:10, 31 July 2008 (BST

Are you still active in South Blythville?

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

I am updating the South Blythville page and wanted to know if you are still active in the suburb, thanks. Marcus Bourne 15:12, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Player Killer Olympics

I'd like to formally thank DORIS for agreeing to participate.

Also - I'd like to invite some member you designate to be part of the Player Killer Olympic Committee (PKOC or Peacock) - you'd be a vote to resolve any issues that come up. Also if you were so inclined, you could help verify submissions. This would not be required though, as I am sure I'll wind up doing most of that.

We also need volunteers to be observers. This will just be showing up and taking iWitnesses or screen shots of team events as impartial observers when needed.

Let me know, thanks!! --Squid Boy 16:24, 1 September 2008 (BST)

I'll do it. Cause I'm awesome. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 18:36, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Recruitment

If your group is still active and recruiting, please update the timestamp attached to your add on the Recruitment page. Ads with timestamps more than 14 days old may be removed without further notice. Thanks! -- Atticus Rex ^{mfu pif} Δ 16:28, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

but...but.. we're not the DEM. We're exempt from those rules.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 17:36, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Ah, of course. How foolish of me. Carry on, then. :D -- Atticus Rex ^{mfu pif} Δ 06:00, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Periodically, the activeness of groups is checked so the wiki can be maintianed to ensure it is up to date, just reply here to indicate you are active. Thanks. -- Rooster Dragon 01:02, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Ya--William Told and Co. ^{ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ} 20:10, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

Very Active--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 20:17, 15 February 2009 (UTC)

I hate DORIS almost as much as I hate orphans.--– Nubis ^NWO 14:35, 20 July 2009 (BST) Moar here--– Nubis ^NWO 14:36, 20 July 2009 (BST)

GSGM 2010

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Don't mean to be a bother, but it's for all groups regardless of size. --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 19:34, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

DORIS is only officially active when avenging the death of a martyr in accordance with the Will of the Populat. The members of DORIS, like those of some other supergroups we could name, are mostly active on their own side projects but get together every so often to tour, kinda like Rage Against The Machine and Faith No More have done recently. Unlike them, we're not active at the moment. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 07:01, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

DORIS is a actively dormant group. We may not be doing anything special but we're always around. You do not question survivor groups that sit in Malls, jumping out only to shoot the occasional zombie but you will question a PK group that sits by and waits for the perfect moment to strike. We are still around and we will do something big. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS I jizzed in my pants pr0n} 12:11, 1 February 2010 (UTC)

My apologies. Active status confirmed, and I wish good hunting to you. --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 08:32, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Welcome.

The Survivor's Republic respects the hold you have over West Grayside. Even when the area is green, you have at least a subtle control. While we don't exactly condone all out PKing of evryone else, we feel it would be best to form an alliance with such a well made group as DORIS. If you accept our offer, please let me know on my user page.--Sean Connolly 22:27, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

GSGM 2010 No.2

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

-Dezonus- ^(talk) 12:47, 19 September 2010 (BST)

See above, but note that DORIS is not active in any suburb at this time (so feel free to remove from Suburb group listings). ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 17:09, 20 September 2010 (BST)

Ok, thank you, I will remove you from the listing

-Dezonus-

^(talk) 03:41, 3 October 2010 (BST)

Orphaned Page

Orphaned Page

The following page(s) were orphaned, meaning they weren't linked from any other page on UDWiki.

The Pluto Press Issue 9

Please take a moment to review the page(s) and find an appropriate place on the wiki to link them. If you don't want the pages anymore just post them on the Deletions Page. Please note that the link(s) above do not remove the page from the orphanage.

It seems that this one issue of The Pluto Press was somehow missed during your archiving and is now orphaned. Poor little orphan. ~ 06:07, 21 February 2011 (UTC)