Witch Burners

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The Witch Burners
Abbreviation: WB
Group Numbers: The humble village folk
Leadership: The man with dirt on his face
Goals: To find the witches and burn them
Recruitment Policy: Grab a pitchfork and a torch and start hunting.
Contact: The man with dirt on his face


We have absoloutely nothing about the surviving religion of witchcraft. We only go after the WikiWitches, people who cast their Drama Spells™ upon the innocent pages of our Wiki Village. We do not mean to offend anyone in any way except for the vandals we work hard to protect this wiki against.


"Burn her!" "She's a Witch!" If these are the shouts you hear at night chances are there is a witch.

Witches have slithered their way into our quiet Wiki Village. It is up to the humble village folk to hunt down these witches. Anyone accused of witchcraft are to be burned at the stake because the mob is never wrong. It is our noble job to accuse those that we don't like of witchcraft so that we may eject them from our Wiki Village. Of course, those that oppose us are witches too.

How to Stop the Witches

Stopping witches is a very hard thing to do, especially when they fight back. But when all else fails a burning at the stake can stop even the foulest of witches. Luckily the average village folk have the Witch Burners to help stop witches from tainting the Wiki Village with their evil magic.

To become a Witch Burner just sign up, grab a pitchfork and torch, and slap a template on your page. Remember, witches target village folk even if they are not Witch Burners.


[[User:Your User|User Sig]] <sup>[[Witch_Burners|Hunt!]]</sup> 


[[User:Your User|User Sig]] <sup>[[Witch_Burners|B!]]</sup> 

on your nickname under Preferences with Raw Signatures on to show that you are a witch burner


Burnthewitch.jpg Burn Her! She's a Witch!
This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
Burnthewitch.jpg Burn Her! She's a Witch!
This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
Mob.jpg Start your torches and pitchforks!
We found a witch! We must burn the witch before it escapes!
{{AngryMob|Witches' Name}}

Not sure?

If you are unsure of the user being a witch, try this simple logic and test. Witches float, like wood. Wood also burns, like witches. So if we test them by setting them on fire and they burn to death, they are a witch!

Witch Burners

  1. Sonny Corleone
  2. BeefSteak
  3. hagnat
  4. A Bothan Spy
  5. Thari
  6. Canuhearmenow
  7. Paradox244
  8. Xoid
  9. Bob Hammero
  10. Nubis
  11. Jonny12
  12. CaptainM
  13. Grant Page
  14. V2Blast
  15. Brutallegend
  16. Lemonie
  17. Pestolence

Witches accused

These are witches targetted for witchcraft. They will be tested in the upcoming weeks. If they weigh more than a duck then they are a witch.

  1. Firetwig
  2. Skritz

Witches burned until now

This box represents the fire we used to burn the witches!

  1. God
  2. Amazing
  3. MrAushvitz x3
  4. Zeus
  5. What the hell??
  6. The Meow vandal alts
  7. The Devil
  8. Arthas
  9. Merlin
  10. Hunk apple
  11. Tv car
  12. 3pwv
  13. CharlieMarrow
  14. Wiki master
  15. Moot
  16. Gold Blade
  17. TerminalFailure

Witches we failed to burn

These are Witches that have used their evil Drama Magic to confuse us, thus slipping through our pitchforks sometimes disguised as one of us. However, those that trick the Witch Burners find their fate at the stake.

  1. Tito

Witch Supporters

These are people that at one time defended a witch or opposed the Witch Hunters.

  1. Kiki Lottaboobs
  2. Max Grivas
  3. The Devil
  4. Krazy Monkey
  5. Bonefiver
  6. Vikermac
  7. Boxy