User:Shitnipples/Suicide Bill

Suicide Bill

Bill had failed his 108'th suicide attempt when he earned the nickname. He also earned a long stay in a secure hospital and 24 hour suicide watch. The zombie apocalypse that followed was the answer to Bill's prayers. The undead plague spread to the hospital. He jumped up happily as the first zombie burst into his room, embracing it like a brother as the ghoul devoured his flesh.

A helpful survivor group once brought Suicide Bill back to life. At the after-revive party he mentioned how much fun he had been having as a zombie, then stuck a 'Do Not Revive' label on his jacket and jumped out an upper-storey window to his death.

His undead corpse is often spotted wandering the streets with an eery look of mild contentment.

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8th March 2009

• I've been wandering aimlessly around for a few days, eating ocassional passersby. I've discovered I really enjoy pointlessly gesturing at the barricades ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Even though its totally obvious and annoying to everyone else. Ive also recently gained the ability to speak, through a limited number of groaning sounds. Its now even more annoying because I can scream "HAMMARH ZAH BARAGAZH!!!" Or whatever. I'm currently outside St. Ethelbert's Hospital in Roftwood. I almost got the barricades down but not quite, maybe because I didn't gesture enough. I will get in though...

18th February 2009

• For the past few days I have been stuggling with a steadily-growing mob of zombies to bring down The Went Building in Stanbury Village. I have brought down the barricades so many times, and each time I am repelled by the dinner inside. A particularly tasty dinner is named Kilt Store Owner . I have feasted upon him a number of times now but that guy JUST WONT DIE! The bastards keep barracading me inside on my own and shooting me in the head. Its not nice. I keep waking up outside with a headache and have to start all over again. I wont stop till I've tasted Kilt Store Owner brains!

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