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Important Notice
As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes.
STOP THE PRESSES!
- Greater Good?
- The UBCS has been taken over by Lord Deathwire. All past and current members are ordered to submit to the lord. To quote the new master, "You shall serve the Greater Good by performing demeaning labour and lugging statues to and from. Anyone who resists shall be demoted to oblivion." More next month.
- No more meth.
- Lithedarkangel reports that all meth in the city is gone (1 Minute ago). Lithedarkangel an heroes (Just now).
- FOXHOUND Daily Activities.
- 1. Work on n00dles.
- 2. ...
- 3. Profit.
- Dead Bunnies Enigma.
- Locals are confused as to what to call revived Dead Bunnies members. "Look out, everyone! We're under attacked by bunnies!"
- Battle of the Spammers.
- It is confirmed Raven87 has challenged Skouth to a spamming contest. Citizens are advised to stay in their homes. When asked about the challenge, Skouth had this to say: "Watcha gonna do, brother, when the cubamaniac DESCENDS upon you?!" Raven has held the title of "Omg 1337 spammer" since mid-February.
Awards
- Quote of the Month
- "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM" - Ephraim Reigner quoting the game "Elder Scrolls."
- Fail of the Month
- The UBCS planned a great strike on the mall!
- ...
- Half of the zombies left an hour before the strike time.
- Member of the Month
- Megameh. For being so good looking. To quote a UBCS member, "Why am I so ridiculously good looking?" - Megameh, May 7 2009, 09:26.
From the senile old man's office
Expect to see one of these everyone month, either from me, or another editor. All awards are humorous, and that's it. All views are to be taken from the author, and not from the UBCS.
Signed,
What's my name again?
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