The Wild Cardz
| The Wild Cardz | |
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| Abbreviation: | TWC |
| Group Numbers: | 4 |
| Leadership: | Founded by The Omega and Damios |
| Goals: | To Kill People, Break Things, Blow Stuff Up, and Laugh Maniacally. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Contact us in game or on our discussion section |
| Contact: | Talk to us on our discussion page, or via our Facebook Group |
We are the Wild Cardz, a group of PKers who took got their masters degrees in psychology from the Joker.You might say we're Doctors of Psychopathy.
And remember kids; Smile. Because you're on fire.
Intro
So, you ask, just who are these Wild Cardz, where did they come from, why are they here, and why do they look so devilishly handsome as they slit all our throats? Founded by The Omega and Damios at the Dawn of Time (Read: August 23, 2008) as a way to more effectually end the lives of other people, and to help new up and coming PKers get a share in the bloodshed. The Wild Cardz operate under the belief that if you don't have at least three different psychological disorders, you aren't trying hard enough.
Policies
The Wild Cardz follows a very simple two-step policy.
- If it moves, kill it.
- If it doesn't move, wait for it to move, and then kill it.
Stick with this plan, and you'll go far in the world.
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PK Count |
| The Wild Cardz has PKed 63 people. |
Members
The Omega( User Page): The Joker
The mean people in the white coats had put poor Omega in a rubber room, and had him wear a jacket that made him hug himself just because the Voices had convinced him that blood was better than paint for art. But when the smellies came and ate all the mean men, Omega escaped, and is now planning to light this town on fire..... (Figuratively speaking, of course. Or maybe not.)
Damios( User Page): The Ace of Spades
Possessed by a demon from Hell with a knack for slaughtering people at churches. Is following the Omega around because he believes that a being known in ancient prophecies as "The Omega" would arise and annihilate everything that offended his Master. The human spirit of Damios is having too much fun killing to inform it otherwise. He has lost the ability to speak, but they say that right before he opens up on a church he sings "Pisen Pro Satana." He also spray paints the words to the song outside of churches he has just killed people in, and some say that the day he has finished the song, the curse will be lifted.
Exodias( User Page): The King of Hearts
Exodias never understood the life of a human being, what are people worried about if they die a couple years earlier. He saw his acts down at his Burger joint acts of honor, but alas the "others" saw it more as a crime, a "homicidal" act if you will. But no worries they still haven't closed down his Burger joint.
Doctor Coop: 3 of Clubs
Fasinated by the sight of blood Coop was inspired to be a doctor. He was shortly fired after getting sidetracked by the blood in the patient during an open heart surgery. Outraged because he was banned from seeing blood from othere he know goes on killing spree using any weapon he can find.
News
- October 24, 2008: Well, after having a wonderful time killing stuff in Vinetown, the Wild Cardz decided it was time to move to greener pastures. So we're bringing the party to West Grayside!
- September 14, 2008: Despite numerous setbacks, distractions, and giraffe attacks, the Wild Cardz launched its first real coordinated attack on St. John's Cathedral on the Lord's Day (Sunday!). Much fun was had by everyone, save WeaselLord and Spadoinkle. And the third fellow we shot almost to death. Though in retrospect, leaving him there to bleed after sustaining gunshots is just funny. Cause that's how we roll.--The Omega 22:52, 14 September 2008 (BST)
- August 23, 2008: The Wild Cardz is founded by The Omega and Damios. There is much celebration.--The Omega 15:07, 24 August 2008 (BST)
Recruitment
So, you want to join the Wild Cardz? Well, be ye warned that we only accept the most elite of the Malton Survivors! Prospective recruits must undergo a month long training session, with a 90% dropout rate (And by dropout, I mean fatality!) Only the best shall be accepted!
Nah, just kidding. We're open to any crazy people who are looking for a successful career in manslaughter. Just contact us on our discussion page expressing your intent to join, and we'll tell you what to do from there.
Support
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Cow Tipper |
| This user is a Cow tipper and treats marked revive points as they would a cattle ranch. They particularly enjoy shooting zombie-cows with their buddies. |
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Player Killer Group |
| "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This Group is a PKer Group and supports the act of Player Killing. |
(Duh)
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
(Because even PKers need revives) --Damios 23:18, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
